IKEA has announced its intention to start selling cars:

 

Hey I have a bunch of those little wrenches. I wonder if I can order my car without one and save some money.

 

Don't get me going on that place!

 

awww did someone buy a bed from there, and on the first push it broke....

 

It's been great. The one that blew out of the back of the truck didn't fair too well though.

 

I had an IKEA dresser fly out of the truck one day, I was leaving Chilliwack, my dresser was the last thing to go. It bounced and rolled for at least 1/2 a mile, spilling peices all the way. Between 3rd & Watcom, I hit watcom to turn around and go back to see if anything survived. I was where it was sitting (east bound) in time to see a Kenworth nail what was left.

 

Yea some guy ran over the head and foot board. About 5 mins down the road he was changing a flat.

 

I was comin home from work tonight, and this moron hit a rock that was in the road. This rock was pretty freakin big (about 8" square x 5" across). It blew out his tire, I stopped to ask if he needed help(company truck), then he started bitching at me about how we dont clear the roads.. I explained that we try, when we can. But we dont have time to check the roads every hour.. He ranted and raved.

Finally I got pissed, and said Look at the size of that rock, What the hell were you doing, yacking on the phone, and not paying attention.. The only person responsible is you... Sure made him STFU quick.

 

S-sit
T-think
F-focus
U-understand

Rock that big he should have seen if he was paying attention.