Ok....to lighten your day:

This Alzheimer's Test was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it!

1. This is this cat.
2. This is is cat.
3. This is how cat.
4. This is to cat.
5. This is keep cat.
6. This is an cat.
7. This is old cat.
8. This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10. This is for cat.
11. This is forty cat.
12. This is seconds cat.


Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down.

 

Well. . . I'm waaaaaaaaaaay above 40.

And, I suppose that I'm above average. I read the third word in each sentence and made another sentence with no mistakes.


And yes, I'm an old fart.
However. . . . in mixed company, I like to call it "Classical Gas".

 

I heard that a group of scientist found a cure for alzheimer's, but they forgot what they did with it...

Tim

 

Tim,

I'd help them look for it.

You see. . .my Dad has Alzheimer's. I'd LOVE to find a cure for it.

 

My grandmother is in the early stages of it...

Tim

 

I don't think I got the Alzheimer's yet, but I do got CRS pretty bad.
Most of the time my wife tells me what I am trying to say.

 

what were we talking about????

 

Westminster!

 

15" Beagle?