This has had me laughing all day!!

In California, no vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

In Florida, if an elephant, goat or alligator is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

In Montana, it is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

In Oregon, a door on a car may not be left open longer than necessary.

In Tennessee, it is illegal shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. Good luck finding a whale in Tennessee!

In Texas, it is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.

For a full list of the silly laws in all the states, check here!!

http://www.dumblaws.com/index.php

 

That's just... wow!!

 

If I remember correctly in Illinois it is illegal for a woman over 200 lbs to ride a horse in shorts

 

Fort smith Arkansas, No spitting on the sidewalk

Arkansas still has the 40 feet in front of the Horsless Carrage with a red lantern and carrying either a horn or bell.

 

Seattle has the 4 foot rule, stay away from the dance floor.