By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND TENJOOBERRYMUDS...



In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing trend!!! Now, here goes...





The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service:



Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."



Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."



RS: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"



G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."


RS: "Ow July den?"


G: ".....What??"


RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"


G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry... scrambled, please."


RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"


G: "Crisp will be fine."



RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"


G: "What?"


RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"


G: "I... don't think so"


RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"


G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."



RS: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"



G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...

Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RS: "We bodder?"



G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."



RS: "Wad?!?"



G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."



RS: "Copy?"



G: "Excuse me?"



RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"



G: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."



RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy.. rye??"



G: "Whatever you say."



RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."



G: "You're welcome."
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Ahahaha now that right thar is funny, funny, funny.