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12-03-2007, 08:51 AM
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Wow do we have a Winter Wonderland out here...It looks so good yes yes the kids have smiles on there faces and there Mom's are making Hot Coco when they come in from doing what ever out there..
It is such a festive time I think I will go out and get me a bottle of Brandy..
Ohh we can't not forget all of the hard working car sales people out side cleaning off possible new rides for there Customers.....
Lets not forget the road crews out there plowing and the Fire & Police for there hard work they do to keep us safe from the idiots that causes wrecks.
And most of all lets not forget the Fat Lady at the dounut shop to make us fresh doughnuts..
It is such a festive time I think I will go out and get me a bottle of Brandy..
Ohh we can't not forget all of the hard working car sales people out side cleaning off possible new rides for there Customers.....
Lets not forget the road crews out there plowing and the Fire & Police for there hard work they do to keep us safe from the idiots that causes wrecks.
And most of all lets not forget the Fat Lady at the dounut shop to make us fresh doughnuts..
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12-03-2007, 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by glruff
Guess you're not going to work today, is that correct Sean? lol
I am sitting home eating homemade Bran Muffins in my bathrobe..
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12-03-2007, 03:51 PM
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>>>>A Christmas Story
>>>>
>>>> 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
>>>> He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
>>>> Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
>>>> I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
>>>>
>>>> I've busted my *** for damn near a year,
>>>> Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear?
>>>> The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
>>>>The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
>>>>
>>>> Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
>>>> Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
>>>>And just when I thought that things would get better
>>>> Those *******s from the IRS sent m e a letter,
>>>> They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
>>>> Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
>>>>
>>>> And the kids these days--they all are the pits
>>>> They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
>>>> I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
>>>>Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
>>>>I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
>>>> They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
>>>>
>>>>Flying through the air...dodging the trees
>>>>Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
>>>> I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
>>>> I'll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment.
>>>>
>>>> There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
>>>> I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed.
>>>> He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
>>>> Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
>>>> I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!
>>>>
>>>> I've busted my *** for damn near a year,
>>>> Instead of 'Thanks Santa'--what do I hear?
>>>> The old lady bitches cause I work late at night.
>>>>The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.
>>>>
>>>> Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
>>>> Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
>>>>And just when I thought that things would get better
>>>> Those *******s from the IRS sent m e a letter,
>>>> They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny
>>>> Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
>>>>
>>>> And the kids these days--they all are the pits
>>>> They want the impossible--Those mean little ****s
>>>> I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
>>>>Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads
>>>>I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,
>>>> They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM!
>>>>
>>>>Flying through the air...dodging the trees
>>>>Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees
>>>> I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment
>>>> I'll sit on my fat *** and draw unemployment.
>>>>
>>>> There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,
>>>> I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season
>>>>