Bare assed chaps? That's not a PC statement B, I believe they preferred to be called something else. If I where of that persuasion though, bare assed chaps would absolutely shiver me timbers.

Doe skin booties, coon skin cap, standing next to the creek in winter. What a picture that would be, then you'll see how much of a white guy I really am.

 

With a snowy background you might disappear!