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Dumb joke of the day: (also posted in the so-cal chapter)
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
'Cause b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big!
Is it Friday yet???
Have a great day people!
__________________ I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just wanted pay checks.
2000 F-250 XLT Lariat 4x4 SC V10 6" lift, 35" tires, Powerdyne supercharger, K&N filter, Gibson headers & exhaust, Tugger shift kit, Billet lockup torque converter, on board compressor, Leer shell, various flame themed accessory doo-dads and TUNES!
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Always remember, if your ever attacked by a gang of clowns, don't hesitate---go for the juggler!
I know, I know <groan>
__________________ I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just wanted pay checks.
2000 F-250 XLT Lariat 4x4 SC V10 6" lift, 35" tires, Powerdyne supercharger, K&N filter, Gibson headers & exhaust, Tugger shift kit, Billet lockup torque converter, on board compressor, Leer shell, various flame themed accessory doo-dads and TUNES!
Dumb joke of the day: (also posted in the so-cal chapter)
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
'Cause b-shells are too small and d-shells are too big!
Is it Friday yet???
Have a great day people!
Hey, thanks for that!
__________________ Bruce
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
__________________ I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just wanted pay checks.
2000 F-250 XLT Lariat 4x4 SC V10 6" lift, 35" tires, Powerdyne supercharger, K&N filter, Gibson headers & exhaust, Tugger shift kit, Billet lockup torque converter, on board compressor, Leer shell, various flame themed accessory doo-dads and TUNES!
corporations are not persons. corporations are not persons. corporations are not persons.corporations are not persons. corporations are not persons. corporations are not persons.
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."
__________________ Bruce
corporations are not persons. corporations are not persons. corporations are not persons.corporations are not persons. corporations are not persons. corporations are not persons.
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I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just wanted pay checks.
