I say Rodney Dangerfield
followed by Bob Hope and
Ron White

 

Here goes;

Red skelton, (oldie)
Red Fox
Richard Pryor
Denis Miller
Larry The Cable Guy ( He's the funniest).......... Holie molie

 

Red Foxx and Jackie Gleason

 

My list includes some of the oldies and some of the newer.
In no particular order

Bob Hope
Ron White
Jeff Foxworthy
Larry The Cable Guy

 

Lottsa' good ones, and

Smothers Brothers
Whoopi

 

"POW, RIGHN IN THE KISSER"

 

What about the man all handymen look up to for guidance: Red Green??? He's my hero since I KNOW you can fix ANYTHING with a roll of duct tape and a can of WD40~

 

Laurel & Hardy

W. C. Fields

Buster Keaton

Bob Hope

Rich Little

Johnny Carson

 

Red green is a HERO not a comedian.

And you only need 2 things to make a complete a tool box.

Oil and Duct tape
Oil to make things move
Duct take to keep things still.

 

Exactly! Except I prefer WD40 because it smells better...I once fixed a stuck typewriter with WD40. Does the fact that I fixed a stuck typewriter give away my age? When did the mechanical typewriters go out? Does it bother anyone that I'm 14 years older than my husband??? LOL

 

Actually, Tri-Flow smells the best

 

Whoopi Goldberg
Richard Pryor
George Carlin
Eddie Murphy
Bill Cosby

and I think that John Stewart from the "Daily Show" and Steven Colbert with the "Colbert Report" are funny as heck.

 

pssst...

Gallagher...

 

Gallagher is great...How many watermelons does he take to a show?

 

In Carolina they joke about duct tape being WV bondo and chrome!