Your Funiest FORD Story
#2
The F150 Exterminator
If you want to kill rats in your garage, I am here to testify that a F150 will work very effieciently.
I came out to work on 'Miss Meeg' (My F150), and noticed two rats in the garage...Not liking rats, and being a 'rocket scientist', I decided it would be a great idea to close the doors and warm up the truck for a half hour or so.
Man, this idea was very effective...NO MORE RATS WALKING AROUND HERE!
On the downside- It has been a week! I can smell the things, just have not found them yet
I came out to work on 'Miss Meeg' (My F150), and noticed two rats in the garage...Not liking rats, and being a 'rocket scientist', I decided it would be a great idea to close the doors and warm up the truck for a half hour or so.
Man, this idea was very effective...NO MORE RATS WALKING AROUND HERE!
On the downside- It has been a week! I can smell the things, just have not found them yet
#3
They are probably in the walls somewhere. My funniest and probably scarriest story involves a bunch of teenagers and a Habanero chili pepper. I was driving a few of my class mates in high school gathering fire wood for our homecomming bonfire when one of te girls asked if I wanted to try one of the peppers her uncle brought up from Mexico. Being the brave teenager, i tried to take a small bite as she shoved half the pepper in my mouth. I started chewing, my eyes wattered up and we ended up spinning 180 degrees trying to get stopped. A six pack of DR. Pepper later I could finially see at which point I foud that we just missed an 8 foot ditch by about 6 inches. The kisd in the back of the truck were yelling lets do it again, but I was out of DR. Pepper.
#4
Not to exciting but last spring my 94 stroker started to feel like it was runnin' on 4 less cylinders, figured it was probably a glow plug shorting back, sure enough I leave it ideling, jump out, pop the hood, and the valve cover gaskett plug where the glow plug wires/injector wires run had shorted back from a bad plug, yeah it sure did because the plug was on fire and burning hot, starting to burn the isullation under my hood!
#5
Not exactly the funniest, but it JUST happend to me, like 10 mins ago.....I was sitting in the truck, just fired her up after running into the store for a second. I'm gettin ready to pull out of the space when this cute blonde drives by as I was putting it into Drive. Well I reached down to pull the parking break handle and grabed the Hood release instead....Oooops.....
#6
Goosenecking
Originally Posted by 85_Ford_6.9L_4x4
Not exactly the funniest, but it JUST happend to me, like 10 mins ago.....I was sitting in the truck, just fired her up after running into the store for a second. I'm gettin ready to pull out of the space when this cute blonde drives by as I was putting it into Drive. Well I reached down to pull the parking break handle and grabed the Hood release instead....Oooops.....
I can remember walking down the sidewalk at Lewis, checking out the 'backside' of a passerby, and walking into a lightpost at full stride...I remember hearing the girl laughing...LMFAO in retrospect