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Old 10-26-2006, 06:04 AM
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Woman's Poem-Man's Poem
Womens Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****
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sniff...sniff...sob, shutter....I'm touched. Verily. Moved even.
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Click the image to open in full size.Ohhhhh can't let the wifey see this....
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Wow... Where did you guys find my diary? I knew I shouldn't have left it at home. I shoulda brought it to school with me to keep it safe...

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That's pretty funny.

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****

Terry are you going to use that for a personal ad.
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H3ll, I thought that was Terry's prayerClick the image to open in full size. after the ink dried on the divorce papers!!! Click the image to open in full size.
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How is it we can pull a man from a burning building, Click the image to open in full size. or save a man from drowning, Click the image to open in full size. and we fully understand why he doesn't race headlong back in... Click the image to open in full size. Yet think a guy fresh outta a baaad relationship wants ANOTHER one? Click the image to open in full size. Hehehe.... j/k, terry...
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I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****
And is three feet tall, with a flat top hair cut....
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How is it we can pull a man from a burning building, Click the image to open in full size. or save a man from drowning, Click the image to open in full size. and we fully understand why he doesn't race headlong back in... Click the image to open in full size. Yet think a guy fresh outta a baaad relationship wants ANOTHER one? Click the image to open in full size. Hehehe.... j/k, terry...
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And is three feet tall, with a flat top hair cut....
And as long as I'm dreaming...dentures would be a nice touch...
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You're startin to creep me out. You just described Brad.

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You're startin to creep me out. You just described Brad.

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Now that's funny.
I don't think..so, Scott!!!Click the image to open in full size.
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Maybe you better have that drink. Are we a little cranky today? I can get you a good deal on some prunes if you need them again.
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