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Old 10-26-2006, 06:04 AM
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Woman's Poem-Man's Poem

Womens Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****
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Old 10-26-2006, 07:23 AM
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sniff...sniff...sob, shutter....I'm touched. Verily. Moved even.
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Ohhhhh can't let the wifey see this....
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Wow... Where did you guys find my diary? I knew I shouldn't have left it at home. I shoulda brought it to school with me to keep it safe...

That's awesome.

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That's pretty funny.

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****

Terry are you going to use that for a personal ad.
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H3ll, I thought that was Terry's prayer after the ink dried on the divorce papers!!!

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How is it we can pull a man from a burning building, or save a man from drowning, and we fully understand why he doesn't race headlong back in... Yet think a guy fresh outta a baaad relationship wants ANOTHER one? Hehehe.... j/k, terry...
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MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge *****
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And is three feet tall, with a flat top hair cut....
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How is it we can pull a man from a burning building, or save a man from drowning, and we fully understand why he doesn't race headlong back in... Yet think a guy fresh outta a baaad relationship wants ANOTHER one? Hehehe.... j/k, terry...
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Somebody buy that man a beer.
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And is three feet tall, with a flat top hair cut....
And as long as I'm dreaming...dentures would be a nice touch...
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You're startin to creep me out. You just described Brad.

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You're startin to creep me out. You just described Brad.

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Now that's funny.
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Now that's funny.
I don't think..so, Scott!!!

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Maybe you better have that drink. Are we a little cranky today? I can get you a good deal on some prunes if you need them again.
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