"SOUTHERNESE" language test

[Greywolf]

1) Can you use the term: "WITCHADITCHA" in a common sentence? 2) Define the word: "NOBBITTY" 3) Correctly use the word "NUNS" in a sentence. Answers to be provided tomorrow at this time....

[surewhynot]

Originally Posted by Greywolf

1)
Answers to be provided tomorrow at this time....

Thats cause ya dint brang the ansers witchaditcha

[Greywolf]

I ain't talkin', but YOU GO BOY!

[JORYLEE76]

Originally Posted by Greywolf

1) Can you use the term: "WITCHADITCHA" in a common sentence?

2) Define the word: "NOBBITTY"

3) Correctly use the word "NUNS" in a sentence.

Answers to be provided tomorrow at this time....

well les see hea'r.. witchaditcha do to my dawgs.... they looook cleen oh sumtn. "nuns" what ya meen is nuns my bizness. thezz my dawgs, oh at leas was..... and NOBBITTY... thats eazzzzyyyy NOBBITY is whatz ya geet when BuBBa Farts insted of Belch'n. "NOBBITY's" left in the bawr.

[Greywolf]

Well, JORYLEE76 pretty much slammed the door on that from the start...
I prolly shoulda saved "HABACHI" for another'n.

What's funny is JL is from Washington state!


1) Betcha din't brang no money witchaditcha?

2) Dang, I thought nobbitty remembered I done that..

3) Nuns goin' on 'round here, HABACHI?


Next how about peoples names that are now words:

1) Emerson

2) Somers

3) ?????? Nope - I better forget about Peterbuilt or I'll get in trouble.

[davidsca]

Emerson big ol' hoo-hoo-has ain't they?

Me and Cleet went drinkin' last night and we lost the truck somers

DS

[Greywolf]

Yip - emerson biggin's on that lil ol gal...

Awright - this is now open to anyone who thinks of any new ones!

[davidsca]

ah fooey, I should have said "drankin'" instead of drinkin'. Boy howdey dem college degrees sho will mess ye up won't day?

DS

[Greywolf]

I reckon this-ear is now a "SOUTHERNESE" Language Study Group...

heh, heh...


Welcome to the "COLLEGE of REDNECK NOLLIDGE"!!! Try not to let the grass turn yella under yor muddin' truck...

[surewhynot]

Isa gonna goan post da rest uh da ansers but I had ta change da earl in ma pickem' up truck.

[Greywolf]

Originally Posted by surewhynot

Isa gonna goan post da rest uh da ansers but I had ta change da earl in ma pickem' up truck.

See now - you ain't got quite the right spin on't....

"SOUTHERNESE" is all about "SHOTNINUPWORDS" and you done.... NAH! It ain't like at...

(NOTTALL)


You needa RELAX, boy....

It shoulda come out like:

"All'Y'all go. I'ma change me some ole..."

[a11budman]

My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from him in munts.

"Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

[Flip4ford]

Sensuos---

Sensuous up get me a fruit pie :-)

[Flip4ford]

Usetacould ---
Clem: "Bob can you dance? "
Bob: "I usetacould but not for a coons age.

Imma---
Imma goin' to Nawlins, - I best be a takin' a few notes on these here Southern lessons.

[Greywolf]

"Setcha back a few bucks, but them coonskin covers gitcha right..."
"M'boy skinned 'em..."

(You teller we done picked them hides up offa road, and I swan I am gonna smooth kick your backside up outta that yonder winda, you hear me boy?)