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Lets share stories about our redneck moments. Tell us what you have done that shows you might be a redneck.
Heres my story. Well just picked up two goats today. I did not have access to a tote cage. I was scared to tie them down in the back of my truck. (exhaust noise might make them jump over side and hang themselves) So there I was driving down the road with two medium sized goats riding in the backseat of my escort. You should have seen the crazy looks people were giving me. I guess I might be a redneck.
They say duck tape fixes anything. Unfortunately I never had much luck with it. I guess you have to have the right touch. Now baling wire thats another story.
More goat stories and you didn't lemme know...
Now I gotta go get more Prozac cause Clyde the goat will be devastated.
My insurance only allows up to 95% of the household to be on the same drug at the same time.
I guess our Photographer will have to suffer w/o his mental meds in order for Clyde to feel better.
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Groovin' on the freeway, gauge is on the red
Gun down on my gasoline, I believe I'm gonna crack a head.
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8 vehicles and 2 campers in the yard and a refrigerator under the carport - that's gotta have sumthing to do with bee-in 1......oh, also the 33 gallon vertical air compressor in the kitchen
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Donnie
79,79,89,96 Broncos Baby
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "I R S" together it spells "THEIRS?"
IT'S BETTER TOPLESS(Broads, Broncos, and Booze)
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Originally Posted by evilbeast
you people scare me sometimes!!
"...sailors who drank beer escaped the curse of scurvy..."
I'm sure some redneck moments will appear this weekend..
If ya'll don't mind I might need someone or two to handle my pizza delivery route while you're here so I can deal with the grill.
Tips ain't too bad.
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Groovin' on the freeway, gauge is on the red
Gun down on my gasoline, I believe I'm gonna crack a head.
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I used JB Weld to fix the front axle on the riding mower once.Does that count?
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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul;
The other for your freedom.
Many seem to have forgotten both of them. Member of the Georgia Chapter
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I guess I might be a redneck.
tape to hold the tie rod end on.....made it to the house....
IT'S BETTER TOPLESS
