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Old 01-18-2006, 10:15 AM
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Talking Are you a Federal Liberal, Federal Conservative or...

Are you a Federal Liberal, Federal Conservative or an Alberta Conservative?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.


Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Colt .45 Automatic, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Federal Liberal's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Colt have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Federal Conservative's Answer:

BANG!
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Alberta Conservative's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Reload), BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!


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Old 01-18-2006, 11:09 AM
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Guess that makes me an Alberta Conservative. Too bad the terrorist's name wasn't Paul..
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Old 01-18-2006, 02:11 PM
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Sweet. I'm from BC but close enough to you fellas. It scares me that BC might be the deciding factor in the election.

I shoot hanguns, like fishing, hunting & the outdoors.

John Weston is the candidate in my riding... it will be close race he's up against a "popular" lieberal...

OH, and my funny contribution for you guys....

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Old 01-18-2006, 03:05 PM
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LOL, I'm sending that one to my sister who works as a Legislative Assistant for a Conservative MP.
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Old 01-19-2006, 10:07 AM
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This make me wish I was living in Alberta again. My wife and I were reminising last night.
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Old 01-19-2006, 10:25 AM
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one question. the beer in my other hand, is it bottle or can? i ask this because i want to make sure i did not spill any while reloading.

does this make me a red neck? sure hope so!!!!
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Old 01-19-2006, 11:42 AM
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Put is this way.

I wouldn't trust a Liebral to operate a Kool-Aid stand.


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Old 01-19-2006, 01:07 PM
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My dilema would be that I would have to have a faster draw then my wife and daughter Shoulda named my daughter Maggie instead of Amelia. She can shoot straight as Mr. Burns found out.
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Old 01-19-2006, 02:39 PM
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Put is this way.

I wouldn't trust a Liebral to operate a Kool-Aid stand.

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Them and their buddys would drink all your Kool-aid, while trying to think of ways to re-route your water to Quebec
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Old 01-19-2006, 03:53 PM
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I dunno who is werse...paul martin or brian mulroney......90% of politicians make the other 10% look bad. Brian Pallister for PM!!
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BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Reload), BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click, shuffle shuffle, clink clink click click 1 2 3 . . . . . .9 10 KABOOM KABOOM
There fixed it for ya

I guess that makes me an alberta conserative
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