Guys, almost couldn't find the place with it been so long to get on and say hey!!! Then someone had to go and change things up too LOL. Got a message from a member here and thought I had better make time to say hey. I have been like a cat in the catbox around here lately. Anyway just wanted to say hey and wish each and everyone here a Merry Merry and a Happy happy!!!

Wanted to know if any of you had heard about the hunter in AK that fell from his tree stand or whatever and hung up side down for like 8 hours? Yikes, that would be bad, in the cold and on into the night. I hear he has some real trouble now to get over. Would not be good. Anyway, hope all enjoy this other short story I attached here too, I renamed this from the way I was sent the thing, so some of you may have seen it as something else. Its really good.


Alaska Home of the Brave!!!



Ted had been in the military for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress
>>> > he
>>> > quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity
>>> > as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a
>>> > month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
>>> >
>>> > After six months or so, of almost total isolation, someone knocks on
>>> > his
>>> > door. He opens it and sees a huge, bearded man standing there.
>>> >
>>> > "Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a
>>> > Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come.
>>> > About 5:00."
>>> >
>>> > "Great", says Ted, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some
>>> > local folks. Thank you."
>>> >
>>> > As Lars is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you......
>>> > There's gonna be some drinkin'."
>>> >
>>> > "Not a problem" says Ted . "After 25 years in the Air Force ;, I can
>>> > drink with the best of 'em."
>>> >
>>> > Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. "More 'n' likely gonna
>>> > be
>>> > some fightin' too."
>>> >
>>> > "Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right.. I'll be there.
>>> > Thanks again."
>>> >
>>> > "More'n likely be some wild sex, too," says Lars.
>>> >
>>> > "Now that's really not a problem" says Ted , warming to the idea.
>>> > "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the
>>> > way, what should I wear?"
>>> >
>>> > "Don't much matter ..... Just gonna be the two of us."
>>> >

 

Wow, nobody liked this enough to even post a laugh, well try this hyper link and have your sound up enough to here these two rednecks whispering. Surely someone will laugh on this one. Man you guys need to lighten up a little...
Well that doesn't work,Hummm. May have to copy and paste this guys its to funny to miss out on it.


jingleshells.com/flash_content/flash_content.html

Just add the 3 W's and a period then paste the copy from here. Its funny I promise, must have the volume up to hear these jerks too...Enjoy