Well Ryan,I'm a him for starters!!! I live in Somerset,KY.where I have a wife and two children!My wife the principal at Hopkins Elem. school here in town,my kids are James Reed the 2nd.(I'm the 1st.) he's 17 and my lil' girl is Laura Elizabeth and she's 13(going on 21)!!!We have 2 dogs:KOBE is a 5 year old PUG and SKOOBE is a 4 year old mixed breed(part PUG,part BEAGLE)they are not related!!! I work for the Somerset Waste Water Dept.and my truck is a 1994 LIGHTNING!!!