I got the Title to my truck from Ford Credit! YeeeHaaaa!!!
Well...more like my wifes truck. I bought it for her so I wouldn't have to deal with "I think its making a weird noise, can you check?"
Black/grey 2002 Explorer Sport Trac 4x4 - Bought it brand new off the lot. Not really much of a truck with the 4ft bed, but she loves it and it's great for tent camping. She won't let me really off road it though. Good judgement on her part!
BaH HuMBuG !!! wrap the entire holiday season up in big package and deposit it at your local landfill. Make sure they bury it right away so no other fools can open it and bring it back upon this world.