Yeah... and Glacier Park is going to be renamed Disappearing Glacier National Monument in memorial to the ice ages that once ruled the Earth. Then Flathead Lake will be given to the tribes and all waters flowing into the basin will be designated devine and sacred, not to be touched, consumed nor used by anyone other than the Great Spirit.... and a few select tourists, who are wealthy enough to buy their way in.
Then Billings ..... will be renamed .... City of Steeply Falling Cliffs.
Kalispell will be renamed Town Above the Lake.
Whitefish ...well...it's going to stay the same.. how could anyone improve on such a natural name?
Custer Battlefield will be renamed Killed Bluebelly National Battlefield.
There are many improvements coming to a city, field, stream or hillside near you!
A satire? A reality? Only your "in the know" really know.