That annoying door chime is finally quiet!
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I cut the wire...no more door chime. I had one problem when putting the key/tumbler back in...the ball bearing thing that you push in to pull the assembly out fell out. I could not get it back in there. After messing around with it for about 20 minutes I decided I could get away without the ball thing, and just remember next time to push around a little more with the screw driver to get it out. So if anyone else tries this mod just be careful when pulling it out and putting it back in not to bump the ball thing.
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I hate big brother telling me my lites are on
I really hate the dummy chimes period. They drive me insane!
My fix is to kill the messenger directly! I locate the chime itself and rip it life out directly by the throat! On the 99 350 td cc the chime is located inside the GEM module attached to the upperside of the fuse panel which is just above the hood release.
remove the four screws attaching the fuse panel
remove the 2 side plugs by depressing the center tab/catch and tugging firmlly
remove the two main power harnesses on top side of fuse block use a 10mm 1/4 drive socket.... you may have to be an acrobat to get at the blind bolts located topside center....but they are there and the harnesses will slowly unscrew.
once all the plugs are out jimmyjack the block out from under dash...space is tite...be patient. possibly remove the big relays to gain more ease of movement.
once to workbench unclip the black box (this is otherwise known as a GEM module) cover on topside of fuse block, also remove 2 small hold down screws. Treat this circuit board with great care and respect.
There are 4-6 tiny screws securing the cirsuit board to the case...remove them and carefully lift up forwqrd edge of board and you will see the smal black piezo plastic chime inside the round well area.... DO NOT force the board more than a half inch upward!
look at the chime and notice there are two solder pins that attach it to the board.
You have 2 options here...1: snip the wires withha micro saw or 2: use a solder iron to release the 2 legs.
Once you drop the chime out of the solder holes.....simply lift the board up just enough to wiggle it out...toss that sucka onthe ground step on it or shoot the thing with a 44 mag! It will never bleep again at cha...
Now put everything back in reverse oder sans the nasty little ding donger.
Drive forever more in peaceful bliss.
I have yet to encounter any ill effect of tampering with the circuitry in this way.
My fix is to kill the messenger directly! I locate the chime itself and rip it life out directly by the throat! On the 99 350 td cc the chime is located inside the GEM module attached to the upperside of the fuse panel which is just above the hood release.
remove the four screws attaching the fuse panel
remove the 2 side plugs by depressing the center tab/catch and tugging firmlly
remove the two main power harnesses on top side of fuse block use a 10mm 1/4 drive socket.... you may have to be an acrobat to get at the blind bolts located topside center....but they are there and the harnesses will slowly unscrew.
once all the plugs are out jimmyjack the block out from under dash...space is tite...be patient. possibly remove the big relays to gain more ease of movement.
once to workbench unclip the black box (this is otherwise known as a GEM module) cover on topside of fuse block, also remove 2 small hold down screws. Treat this circuit board with great care and respect.
There are 4-6 tiny screws securing the cirsuit board to the case...remove them and carefully lift up forwqrd edge of board and you will see the smal black piezo plastic chime inside the round well area.... DO NOT force the board more than a half inch upward!
look at the chime and notice there are two solder pins that attach it to the board.
You have 2 options here...1: snip the wires withha micro saw or 2: use a solder iron to release the 2 legs.
Once you drop the chime out of the solder holes.....simply lift the board up just enough to wiggle it out...toss that sucka onthe ground step on it or shoot the thing with a 44 mag! It will never bleep again at cha...
Now put everything back in reverse oder sans the nasty little ding donger.
Drive forever more in peaceful bliss.
I have yet to encounter any ill effect of tampering with the circuitry in this way.