"Hey, that's some hat. Did you get a free bowl of soup with it? Oh, on you it looks good, though."



I am going to miss Rodney Dangerfield so very much. He died this afternoon. I cannot help but think about the many many times I spent laughing at his jokes, faces and one-liners. I just hope he finds Sam Kinison and they start the angels laughing. Vaya con Dios Rodney Dangerfield. The world is a little dimmer now that your gone.

www.rodney.com

 

The double bagger bit on the Tonight Show.....

Caddy Shack, when he gets his food: "This one's still got marks on it where the jockey was hitting it."

"A girl comes up and says 'I'll do anything you want for $200.' I said 'Paint my house!'"

And on and on.....

I think going in for this operation he said "If all goes well, I'll see you in a few weeks. If things don't go well, you'll see me in a day or two..."
Didn't turn out exactly that way, but not many have that sense of humor in the face of what he was going into.

 

"when i was a kid i was so ugly, my parents had to tie a piece of meat around my neck so the dog would play with me!"

"i got in the limo and told the driver, 'take me somewhere where a guy can have a good time.' so he took me to MY house!"

i am so completely bummed. i am a huge Dangerfield fan, no one has made me laugh out loud so much.
he will be missed.

 

"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a fish hook in it..."

One funny guy who will be missed

R.I.P. Mr. Dangerfield

John

 

One of my favorites is: "We were so poor growing up, if I wasn't a boy, I'd a had nothing to play with"

 

I watch "Back to School" every time it's on. I love when he was asking the teacher out and said "Why don't you call me some time when you have no class."

Definately the best comedian there ever was in my book.

 

Or the "Come on up and we can go over my Longfellow" ........(inexact quote)

 

I'm gonna miss that guy.

 

did you guys know he was a house painter before he tried stand up? i would've loved to have been on his crew!

 

How about these :"You musta been somethin before electricity."
"Hey, how would ya like to make 8 bucks the hard way !"

I liked that guy, he was real funny. He will be missed.

On a side note, anyone know the name of the movie he was in where he was a raunchy TV talk show host and ended up at the governers mansion? I can't remeber what that movie was called.

 

"i CAME HOME FROM WORK EARLY AND SAW A NAKED GUY RUNNING DOWN THE STREET. i SAID, 'WHY ARE YOU RUNNING DOWN THE STREET NAKED?' HE SAID, 'cAUSE YOU'RE HOME EARLY!"

(sorry about the caps)

Rodney will be missed. Glad I recently bought Caddy Shack

 

My neighborhood is so tough. When I asked the cop how far it was to the subway, he said: "We don't know. Nobody's made it yet".
He was truly funny, and gave me a lot of laughs.

 

"When I was a kid, I used to play in the sandbox.
The cat tried to bury me!!
No respect I tell ya , no respect"

Bye Rod. You're in good company up there.

RF

 

You guys hit the high points on Mr. No Respect. I hope he's having a beer with Sam Kinison somewhere right now. My favorite line was "Call me when you have no class."

He gave hope to ugly comedians everywhere.

 

No way.................Its not making my day anyworse.....but it sure didnt help.