(thanks Dan for this one)
A New Zealander enters Australia.
The Immigration Official at the airport asks him:
"Excuse me sir, do you have a criminal record?"
The kiwi replies in a surprised tone:
"No sir, I didn't know one was still required"
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hi i'm from australia, narangba Q.L.D to be precice 40k's north of brisbane. drive a 73 f100 pig although all parts for clean up have nearly been aquired. tough having a driver & a rebuild all in one. not complaining though 3'rd best investment i ever made
Hello everyone!!!
I live near Avignon, in south of France and I ride a 3,0 L Aerostar XL, one of the most difficult car to find in France! Nice to transport my big family (5 children!!)
Hi ! My name is Nicolás Richard and i from Montevideo, Uruguay but i spend a lot of time in Pta. del Este, Uruguay. Uruguay is a incredible place famous because you can see a ford A or a Ford v8 all originalk next to a ferrari or something like that but lately all the old cars were illˇigally sell to other countries and here in uruguay the classic and vintage cars are disappearing. But i do my effort restoring my dad`s old 68 mustang 390.
Greetings from uruguay and sorry for my poor english gramatics.
hi i'm from australia, narangba Q.L.D to be precice 40k's north of brisbane. drive a 73 f100 pig although all parts for clean up have nearly been aquired. tough having a driver & a rebuild all in one. not complaining though 3'rd best investment i ever made
WELCOME!!!
That F100 sounds like a good truck - post some pictures up of her
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Originally Posted by pinceau
Hello everyone!!!
I live near Avignon, in south of France and I ride a 3,0 L Aerostar XL, one of the most difficult car to find in France! Nice to transport my big family (5 children!!)
That would be different.
South France = Beautiful.
Great to have you on board
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Hi ! My name is Nicolás Richard and i from Montevideo, Uruguay but i spend a lot of time in Pta. del Este, Uruguay. Uruguay is a incredible place famous because you can see a ford A or a Ford v8 all originalk next to a ferrari or something like that but lately all the old cars were illˇigally sell to other countries and here in uruguay the classic and vintage cars are disappearing. But i do my effort restoring my dad`s old 68 mustang 390.
Greetings from uruguay and sorry for my poor english gramatics.
I approved your chapter membership
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Hi,I'm Marco from Holland
1955 Ford F-100,223cui 3-speed in the future swapping the powerplant to a??????????????? 429cui/350 HP AND A C-6 Tranny Greetz Marco
Hi Marco, and welcome! That sounds like it would be a fun combination in a '55 effie. You won't want to stray very far from a gas pump, but I'm betting it's not your daily driver...
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Hi all -I'm Neil from the UK. Based on the Outer East of London.
Just bought a 2004 F-250 Lariat CrewCab with the 6.0L diesel lump for the purpose of towing a caravan!!
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