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as you know, it is a sin for a taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. [font=verdana]
so this saturday at 4 pm et all american women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
antiterrorist effort.
all men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it is ok to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all american women.
since the taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment.
the american government appreciates your efforts to root out
terriorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
Dang Jeff, sounds like a typical sataday round here – the sitin' on the front lawn with a 6 pack……it’s just that the only skin we get ta se is the the ole fart neighbor in bermuda shorts an nylon socks cutin grass want-n a cold 1.....
Now if we could juxt get the women to cooporate...........
lookin for the coleman lantern now....popted another top.....i'm getting a head start on the rest of ya......now if i could just find my lap top.......i'll give the rest of ya gents a report AT NOON WHEN YOU GET OUTTA BED!!!! Where's everyone at
Don't worry Ladyfire, I don't think these married men would want their wives walking around naked in front of men. I know my ex-husband wouldn't want me to. My now boyfriend wouldn't want me to either. LOL
Well I sat out in the front yard with my PBR and didnt see the first naked lady,But I did get a good beer buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz going ,so the day wasnt a total loss...
If ever elected leader of this land - I promise big new b**bs for all women that are citizens of this great country.
America- Land of the Free and Home of the supersize....
If ever elected leader of this land - I promise big new b**bs for all women that are citizens of this great country.
America- Land of the Free and Home of the supersize....
Hey old87, since I'm stuck with ya I want to be first in line for that promise!!!
Guess I better get the sharpies and poster board out to make those signs ----
Old87 for Prez !!!
Free PBR for the men,
Free B**bs for the women!!!
Hmmmm after carefull consideration and thinking 2 bouncing steps ahead(very unusual for me) I think I'll refrain from making any comments on these subjects hehe
Ya got my vote old87, and i am not sure on the size, but irregardless, bigger is most assuredly better! although i do wonder what f-350woman would look like with hooters bigger than her head, would be funny as hell to say the least, and dale would have somethin to play with!
Ya got my vote old87, and i am not sure on the size, but irregardless, bigger is most assuredly better! although i do wonder what f-350woman would look like with hooters bigger than her head, would be funny as hell to say the least, and dale would have somethin to play with!
Who is DALE???????????????????? I'm happy with the way I am right now thank you very much.
my bad, i had work on the brain, the new guy im workin with is named dale, i meant to say wade, was thinkin that, but came out dale, sorry about that, and also, like i said, i dont know how you would look wit some biguns!