I think this was on here before, it was the list about a redneck 'perfect' girl. Its the little things... that make your girl so perfect to you. Anyone have a link to it.... or want to start a new one?

A couple to start y'all off...

1. Always gets in the truck thru your door
2. Always rides next to you on the bench seat of your truck
3. Is not so self derogotory (i'm fat.. ugly... etc)
4. Actually likes your truck
5. Can go out anytime without needing 1/2 hour to get ready (throw a baseball cap on and hit the road!)
6. Kind of girl you can go anywhere with and have a good time!


I think ya know what i'm getting at, keep em coming!

Thanks

 

Hey, that's me!

 

She can back up a trailer as good as or better than you

Chris

 

She can actually help and would want to help you work on your pickup.

 

Jeez how big we talking here? No offense but it sounds to me like your perfect girl is a fat pig! j/k

You forgot the basics though.

7. cooks dinner
8. cleans the house

 

hrrm I got one like that....

she's kinda self derogatory, says shes fat, I just chuckle, she can't weigh more than 115.

and she can't cook worth a damn.... but thats okay, cause I like too.
I don't care about the house, as long as I can find my tools.

 

There is no such thing.

 

"girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money"

 

As mrwizard says, "There is no such thing!" And don't let anyone tell you differently.

 

What! a chic has infiltrated our site! this is absurd! Ken, lock the doors!

 

girls, what are those and where on the internet can I buy a few. they sound like fun..

 

"What! a chic has infiltrated our site! this is absurd! Ken, lock the doors!
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That was great!

 

Hmmm.....the perfect chick....awesome subject.

The perfect chick could be alot of different things to different guys, but for me....man - where to start.

1.) She is all woman, and has no desire to be anything otherwise.
2.) She's cute and perky all over. Firm bod, natural beauty, good intellect.
3.) She is resourceful, able to overcome things on her own.
4.) She has a desire to breed - which is wholly different than simple sex.
5.) She is beautiful and knows it. She is able to take compliments.
6.) She gives me my space when I need it.
7.) She has a warm caring personality, and gets along well with others.
8.) She's charming and knows how to make me desire her.
9.) She is not afraid to stand on her own, but will also know when to take
a helping hand when it's needed.
10.)She's a strong woman who won't take anyone's crap, but also does not necessarily want to wear the proverbial pants either.
11.)She is ultra confident in her own abilities.
12.)She knows I'm not simply 'male'. This feminist term is used to dehumanize men into nothing more than the 'males' of other species. She knows I'm a MAN, and being a real woman, she is glad of it.

There's the little things here and there which would be nice (loves trucks, loves guns, etc), but these basics are all I would need to see for a woman to qualify as perfect to me.
There are many fine women out there who could not meet ALL of my conditions of perfection, but they are great people nonetheless. No one is perfect anyway, and it's the ability to live with each other's imperfections which makes for strong lasting relationships.

 

9. she would be about 3 feet tall and the top of her head would be flat enough to hold a six pack!!!

 

Not only would she have to like my trucks, but she would ALSO have to own one of her own.