"Now - this here is Roy D. Mercer, and I got a bone to pick with Y'all...
Seems like back when I was lookin' for a truck to relocate my home (which is a nineteen eighty one Airstream, by the way...) someone of Y'all here suggested I git me one of them "EFF-ONE FIFTY" trucks, and I got one...
But it don't fit the hitch no way, no how....
It sure seems like it ought to, but there ain't no way to fit it on there.....
Now, my wife Sharon Jean - she done some checkin' up but she a plain ole country gal and believes everthang she is told - she said the man at the park office claimt it was differnt for every trailer. But I disblieve that...
Y'All said I could do it.
I purely need some kind of an explanation here. Can you give me some daggone advice????"
"I always keep some spirits handy, in case I see a snake (which I also keep handy)"
" Now just how big a boy are ya??? I may just have to come over there an raise a popknot on yer head big enough fer a calf to suck on!!!"
ALL HAIL ROY D.!!!
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