Christmas Riddle's
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Christmas Riddles
What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle
Who sings "Love Me Tender" and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph
Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
The 4 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
He looks like Santa Claus.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Subordinate Clauses
What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle
Who sings "Love Me Tender" and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph
Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia
The 4 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
He looks like Santa Claus.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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Originally Posted by splashtm
Got bad this year eh, Dennis? Ok, here's another one, and I won't give the answer.
What is the name of the horse in the song "Jingle Bells"?
Here's where everyone starts singin Jingle Bells, and it gets stuck there for a week..
What is the name of the horse in the song "Jingle Bells"?
Here's where everyone starts singin Jingle Bells, and it gets stuck there for a week..
Did I win
lol
Chris
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Ok I give up. I just red the lyrics at this site
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/elf/jinglebells.htm
and I do not see a name of the horse ANYWHERE. Tell me or this song will never leave my head. AGHHHHHHHH
Chris
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/elf/jinglebells.htm
and I do not see a name of the horse ANYWHERE. Tell me or this song will never leave my head. AGHHHHHHHH
Chris