My brother is planning my bachelor party for tonight.

I know I'm supposed to eat lots before, drink water after every alcoholic beverage, and PACE myself, take a couple Tylenols before I go to bed.

Is there anything else you guys and girls can think of?

 

Don't take any pictures if there are strippers. My buddies took pictures at mine, and my wife ended up seeing them. Boy, was THAT a bad moment full of awkward explanations...

 

That was one of my "stipulations": No cameras of any kind, no costumes for me. Well, the costume thing didn't hold up at all. Everyone attending wants me in a costume. I just hope it's a good one like a Superman or Batman outfit.

 

Make sure you have plenty of designated drivers.

 

and DO NOT take tylenol or anything else like that before bed, it will thin out your blood and do something really harmfull I can't remember what exactly but be careful. Just drink a bunch of water and remember the golden rule: If you drink beer before liquor, you'll never be sicker. But if you drink liquor before beer, you're in the clear.

 

Hey just have fun. Nobody would get me in no costume. Better check every ones cell phone for that picture option they have now.

 

And don't touch!
You can look all you want.

 

Sounds like you need a new wife.

Which, of course, is an excuse for another bachelor party.

 

NO TYLENOL WITH BOOZE! My wife's friend is a nurse, & she's said many times that it's a good way to kill yourself. It can destroy your liver.

I suggest a T-shirt printed with "Yes, dear".

 

Ok. No tylenol. Check. Note to self: Tylenol bad after drinking.

 

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR you WILL be SORRY........For the rest of your marriage ESPECIALLY if she finds out.......................................Which they ALWAYS DO.......................

 

A vow of silence punishable by death is another thing to consider, for the friends of the groom.

 

above all remember no pictures and deny everything, they cant prove it if there are no pictures. remeber also what your doing there , your getting married, fooling around will break that trust even if it is just a quickie.

 

Well, people, I survived. In fact, I drank everyone under the table. I went to sleep at about 4:30 this morning. We had designated drivers for everyone, and a good time was had by all.

We went to a place called Sammy J Pepper's, watched the hockey game (which we won, Go Canucks) and I sampled some INSANELY HOT hot sauce. I drank a pitcher of water and ate the ice just to make my mouth feel better. Probably a good idea. After that, we went to a strip joint, and the typical stuff happened there. Anyway, gotta go. Will post more details as my memory becomes less fuzzy.

 

mmmm Sammy J Pepper's
I try to go there anytime I'm in Vancouver.