You are so right, Connie, about the cutoffs. Men have this Daisy Duke obsession. My guy is not allowed near the scissors.

As far as bringing him beer, it's too cold in the winter. If he is nice enough (or if my promise of a reward was good enough) to work on the truck in the snow, I'll bring him whatever he wants! And I may have to do that, as he is still holding my carburetor hostage and it's supposed to snow this week.

*When a refrigerator appears in the back of her truck unannounced, a Northern redneck girl knows her fella is concerned about her traction in the snow. It's a sign of love, not junk.

*A redneck girl can jimmy her own windows if she locks her keys in the truck. You know it's true love if she gives you her spare set of keys.

 

Where were the two of you when I was single? That was ummm....2 and a half years ago...?



p.s. Baby, if ya see this, don't be mad at me please?