Man! I haven't been to this board in a long time. I don't remember the Zonie specific forum, but it's way cool!
This happened today. True story...
So there I am mindin' my own business, doin' 54 and 7/8ths miles per hour on highway 95, when I notice the flashing red lights in the mirror...
RRRRRRRT. I pull over and put my hands on 10 and 2.
The cop walks up to the truck, un-snaps his holster, and carefully places his hand on the ol' 1911...
"You own this truck?"
"Lemme see your paperwork."
"Sure. Here ya go."
He checks it all out and comes back...
"You're cool. Sorry to bother ya. Have a nice day, sir."
"What's up? Why'd ya pull me over?"
"Well, we got a call about some lowlifes goin' around stealing tile off the local jobsites, and you fit the description."
"Really! What's the description?"
"Well, they're cruisin' around in a faded blue, old Ford pick-up with a flat bed on it."
"Really... A truck just like this?"
"Yup. A blue flatbed Ford."
"Well, I hope ya catch the *******s, cuz they stole a whole house full of tile from us just last week. "
"Well who are you and where do you work?"
" **** Tile. I run all the crews here in town."
"Oh yea. I see....."
He notices the ****Tile graphic on the side of the truck.
"So let me get this straight... You guys are lookin' for a truck, just like this one, drivin' around the local jobsites, with tile in the back?"
"Yup, just like... uh...uh."
"As nice as this one? With these cool diamond plate toolboxes and all?"
"Alright, alright. Get out of here!"
"Faded? Geez, I just waxed it!"
Just like a scene right out of Reno 911!!!