Not really needed, just undo a bolt or two, pigtail and swap

You know you drive a diesel when...




'Nuff said, wasn't even breaking a sweat

 

You know you drive a diesel when...

"A storm cloud is constantly following you that is NOT Tropical Storm Colin!"

 

...when you can tool through town at 30 mph turning a mere 900rpm and still have all the juice you want...

 

When at a stoplight, and the battle ax's next to you, roll up there windows...

 

When it aggravates you e v e r y t i m e someone who owns a diesel refers to their "gas pedal" or "gas tank".

 

Or tells you they need to " stop and get gas", WTF you got a lawnmower in the back I can't see?

 

My girlfriend ALWAYS does this! Lol. She hates it when I correct her as well

 

Ive learned to say fuel instead of gas, but it took a while.


When you pull in somewhere to get fuel, there are 5-6 open GAS pumps, but the only vehicles around are parked right in front of the only diesel pump in the whole lot while they are getting gas, but blocking the only diesel pump. ARRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! Makes me want to push them out of the way....

 

I can second that happened to me before, so frustrating out of all the fuel pumps he gets the furthest pump which happens to be the only one that serves Diesel

 

I almost went bat ***** crazy on a lady that did that....then I realized her new land rover was diesel.... First time for everything I guess...

 

... playing scratchoff lottery tickets inside the store for the next 10 minutes...

 

You know you drive a Diesel when you can tell other ECO people "Yes I do drive green, I use the green fuel pump"

 

 

...and they don't get it!

 

When you cant wait to go under a bridge with the windows down so you can spool up the old turbo !!