If you were changing a tire on my old IHC, righty tighty lefty loosy only work on the Passenger side of the truck, and lefty tighty and righty loosy work on the driver side.

 

If...
Why does that not surprise me? What the heck? Who thought of that ? Where did it come from? How is it possible ? Why oh why? When was that engineered? ... I only had a brain!?!

 

If you were doing some deep soul searching, and really needed to ponder what the next step of your life was going to be, where would you start?

 

If I were soul searching- I would start with a mental list of things that make me truly happy-- (Family- Wheeling- Hobby- Job-- or what ever) then find a way to spend more time doing that-- Less work = More Family-- Less family means more hobby-- More hobby = less work ---Or whatever the list will contain-- then make it happen. But be brutally honest with your self-- If you really don't like spending time with your family (as an example only) then you need to ask yourself why and see if you can change the "why" and make it more enjoyable -- if everything is more enjoyable- then you will be truly happy in that aspect of your life! Being happy in one aspect of your life will make the crappy times much easier-- your whole quality of life will improve!


Or just sit down have 3 or 4 beers :-)

 

Trust me I know a guy who has a degree in electronics :-)

 

If I am picking up, what you are putting down, and I think I am, I need to go camping for three days, do nothing but sit in the tent and make a list of things, being honest with myself.

 

If you think that is what you should do then yep

 

If I do, I am turning off my cell phone, and am in no way telling the wife where I went.

 

If I were a ...

 

If I knew anything about old movies I would know that is fiddler on the roof

 

If I told you to walk off a cliff...

http://venturacountystar.ca.newsmemo...gn=email+stats

Authorities said two men who were playing “Poké-mon Go” fell off an ocean bluff in Southern California.
Encinitas firefighters said the men climbed through a fence Wednesday afternoon while playing the digital- monster cellphone game. The wildly popular game involves chasing digital critters that pop up as you move about the real world.
One man fell about 50 feet down the side of the unstable bluff and the other fell about 90 feet to the beach.
They were taken to a hospital with moderate injuries.

 

If I said it was hot out would you believe me?

 

If I knew I would Chad..

 

If I some sort of expert on a subject, I would try to find a way to make my expertise into some sort of business. If only I could figure out something to be an expert of.

 

If I had all the answers- they would just change the question