You know you drive a dent when...
#302
10-07-2016, 02:08 PM
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You test drive a 2016 f150 and realize your beat 360 actually pulls better and as you pass back by your parked dent you say "HOT DAMN, NOW THAT'S A REAL TRUCK BOYS!" and subsequently leave the '16 immediately for your real truck right there on the spot.
Your heater kicks major *** and the bench seat is so comfy it is hard not to take naps in it all the time.
A 12 gauge shotgun fits perfectly on the dash and doesn't even slide around.
All the rest of the crap on your dash starts sliding to tell you you're taking a turn too hard.
You have to throw the back end out to make a successful U-turn.
The cops DON'T buy the above excuse.
Things just don't get in your way.
You often recognize the vehicle you bought craigslist parts out of rolling around town.
None of your tires match, so you don't rotate them.
People make fun of your truck until they need a ride because they broke theirs.
One of the main reasons you bought your truck is because you couldn't break it doing anything that wouldn't break you too.
Brake fade=ABS. Eat your heart out haters.
Your hood shakes at idle.
You're the only one who can get into your truck without looking like a complete fool.
You're the god of sniffing out the cheapest gas prices.
You can't drive a new truck and not miss what a real, steel, ground pounding, road punishing, dinosaur burning BEAST feels like.
When you nail the gas people actually do stop and look.
A 12.5 hitting a skunk at 75 mph results in a BOOM followed by an offputting smell the rest of the day.
You test drive a 2016 f150 and realize your beat 360 actually pulls better and as you pass back by your parked dent you say "HOT DAMN, NOW THAT'S A REAL TRUCK BOYS!" and subsequently leave the '16 immediately for your real truck right there on the spot.
Your heater kicks major *** and the bench seat is so comfy it is hard not to take naps in it all the time.
A 12 gauge shotgun fits perfectly on the dash and doesn't even slide around.
All the rest of the crap on your dash starts sliding to tell you you're taking a turn too hard.
You have to throw the back end out to make a successful U-turn.
The cops DON'T buy the above excuse.
Things just don't get in your way.
You often recognize the vehicle you bought craigslist parts out of rolling around town.
None of your tires match, so you don't rotate them.
People make fun of your truck until they need a ride because they broke theirs.
One of the main reasons you bought your truck is because you couldn't break it doing anything that wouldn't break you too.
Brake fade=ABS. Eat your heart out haters.
Your hood shakes at idle.
You're the only one who can get into your truck without looking like a complete fool.
You're the god of sniffing out the cheapest gas prices.
You can't drive a new truck and not miss what a real, steel, ground pounding, road punishing, dinosaur burning BEAST feels like.
When you nail the gas people actually do stop and look.
A 12.5 hitting a skunk at 75 mph results in a BOOM followed by an offputting smell the rest of the day.
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