He must like you because you didn't get fired for sleeping on top of your tool box

 

He didn't catch me, that's how the game is played, see.

 

Afternoon Jim, Shawn, David, Rob, Ken, Don and anyone that I missed.

 

Hmmmm... I thought it was called a "safety harness"?

There is a good plan!

 

How goes it Neil? anything good cooking? you ready for the terrorist attacks this weekend? Lone wolf ISIS Bastages going to ruin our 4th, they can blowup the whole macy's barge and we will party harder. Then is some get even time. SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND ISIShole

 

Evidence now though. Obummer will have homeland security send the pictures to him

 

Good afternoon Neil

 

That is correct. You won't do it a second time to be a safety problem

 

Unless you don't tie the knot properly and he don't break his neck, then you get to watch him choke on his own vomit for 5 minutes. Saw a lot of death but never a hanging, did CPR on people who were long gone before I even walked into the house, but for the family's sake you have to pretend to try to do everything. The EKG is flat lined, not requesting a shock you know it's over but I cant call it as a first responder, so I play the game till the paramedics show up and call it. Sad how fragile we are. Then the eruption lose control of everything, you gotta get out of there before that bomb goes off. It's bad enough what just happened then your body embarrasses you again poop and pee your pants, belch like a camel in heat, fart like a horse, Vagina faft as well

 

Definitely the quicker the better. Nasty

 

Howdy VErmont.

 

Good afternoon Shaun

 

Howdy Jim.

 

Been there myself with being in the fire service for 23 years.

 

Good evening Vermont!