What are some cool bumper stickers you have or have seen? I have a clean bumper that needs something on it. I'm thinking of having one made that says "REAL STEEL".

 

i just got 'disc brakes are for cowards' for my truck

 

Early thread winner right there!

 

I had one when I was younger that said "Don't laugh, Your daughter is in the passenger seat"

 

For the old timers" Will Rodgers never met Howard Cosell" is still on my rear barden bumper.

 

More a window sticker

 

"If your gonna "RIDE" my a@@, Then you better smack it as you scream my name!"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a Ford truck with a bed built for two!"

"I'm only as strong as the Coffee I drink and the hairspray I use!"

"You're only pulling me over because you can smell the donuts!"

" yes I'm compensating for "your short comings

 

The bumper sticker on the back of my car has a background of waving stars and stripes. Over that waving stars and stripes it says "PROUD INFIDEL".

 

"Sorry, no fat chicks. Truck will scrape."

 

I might be slow, but I'm in front of you.

 

Jesus may Love you but everyone else thinks you're an @ sshole

 

I seen one that had the american flag and said back to back world war champs.

 

"Im not as think as you drunk I am"




But here is one all of our rigs should wear:

 

Goes along with "lifted, because fat chicks can't jump!"

 

Have a few on my guitar case, best is:

Visualize
Minnie Pearl

I don't think too many folks can