Got any cool bumper stickers? Seen one that was cool?

I've got a nice, clean, bare bumper, that needs a couple stickers on it.

 

Don't know where to get them but
"My keys are on the front seat next to my doberman" is a good one.

Also " I don't brake for s%@#t!.

"my other vehicle is a peice of s@#t too!

 

I saw one on the back of a van today. It says "I pooped today".
I really don't know the purpose of it or why they would be proud of that accomplishment.

 

i like the one with a picture of a certain politician on the tailgate of a pickup that says "does this *** make my truck look fat"

 

"Please don't hit me, I'm not 100% sure of my coverage"


"Honk if you like noises"


"Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country"


"My carbon footprint is bigger than yours"


"I beat up five hippies and all I got was this lousy bus" seen on back of VW Bus.


"Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey"