LOL....I think I'm going to move down with Russ......LOL

 

 

Any time amigo, I'd rather laugh, than cry, any day...

Baja

 

JEFFFAFA'S Humorous Version Of Our "Kingdom". A couple of days ago one of the Mod's PM'd me a funny cartoon relating to how I did come up with JEFFFAFA. Busted me up but it better stay PM style. And the same day I received a gift and a letter with compliments from Orich. These two things got my Ford Blue Brain a thinkin'. So, in usual JEFFFAFA fashion I came up with a humorous way to also give out some compliments of my own. Now guys I am typing this 2 finger poke method (oh I'm gonna get ribbed on that one), during work and in between Wholesale Parts phone calls. Since my train of thought gets interrupted I may forget someone. NOT intentional so if I do please let me know. I'll edit you in. Plus there are so many of you who deserve a part of this it is unreal. So if any of you think of something more funny about yourself let me know. I'll edit you in.
Here we go. Here are some of the cast members of our Awesome Board.




KING....Numberdummy Bill. My 1st thought was TigerDan for obvious reasons but all Bill has done and continues he deserves it.


KING (2)....Myself JEFFFAFA. As per nomination a 2nd of the motion.


QUEEN...CharlaineC. Not many women on this board. She's on here a lot. Chimes in. And has her own thread.


Court Master of the Watch Dogs...TigerDan....He's watchin' the watch dogs. Who are watchin' us....Hmm. Their names must be Ralph and Norton.



General of the Guards.....Ford Six......Seems to me Super Mod equals General. Super is as Super does.


Court Jester................HioSilver....... Milton Berle is gone from this world and Hio is our resident King of Comedy.
Court Fleet Admiral......HioSilver........Nominated and I 2nd the motion. With a Fleet like he has in his docks he deserves it. And as Baja said.."The Fleet is "In".


Court Mercury Fleet Admiral.......Mrcman58.......Some have a Navy. Some have an Army. Some have an Air Force. Or a combination there of. We have Two Fleets!


Court Advisor (1). CougarJohn. Has the wisdom and the engineering mind that adds to or completes our replies.


Court Advisor (2).UltraRanger. Also much wisdom and makes things happen perfectly. And smart enough to find our Maid Marion!


Magician..67nuke..Anybody who can (and did) make that much rust disappear so well is a Magician in my book.


Court Heckler..Jowilker..John chimes in with wisdom from a different angle than most. I respect him for that. I say he's Heckler 'cause I'm joking about his "delivery". Plus, anybody who's been on this board as long as he has deserves a Royalty post.


Court Hunter..Tomahawk.. Any explanation necessary? Didn't think so.


Princess (1)....Think she goes by F100Girl? Chimes in every great once in a while with a good "pea" of advise.




Princess (2).... Addie Quinlen..(Quinletc's daughter).. Wise young woman who gave such an awesome speech at her High School. The speech was about all the lessons of life she had learned from her 1972 Bumpside. Kudos to you Addie. Here is your "Atta Girl".


Prince (1)..351clevelandC4..UGH..AOD..I believe the oldest of our young Stars. Been through thick and thin with his rig and comes out swinging. Can't say enough about him.
Kingdom Mileage maker....351clevelandC4..UGH..AOD.. At 17000 miles per year on his Bump He Be Da Man. Can anybody dethrone him? I'm bettin' not!


Prince (2)..Trozei..Another fine young Man well above his years. Also of Royalty Blood.


Prince (3)..Thed..Not as active here. Must be the shy brother. But another one of these fine young Men.


Prince (4).. ColeT24 ...Came on the board real recent with a truck purchase but deserves a mention.


Prince (5).. Mister_King....As suggested and so it Shall Be. With a name like that I hope he won't try to step on Princes (1-4)
foreheads. No corporate ladder Ka-Ka here!



Prince (6) and Kingdom Point of Gossip.....Jrob69f100.... Even thought everybody talks about it he doesn't know he's an illegitimate Prince. SHHHHH! Don't tell him. It's our little secret.




Prince (7).......Troll In Training........As of this thread HE WON!!! TIT's he deserves the Kingdom's respect. I know he's got mine. A fine young man.


Knights of The Oval Table.....Abyars,Train,Elge,Arctic,Mikes68F100,Gri nner,Craze d, GLR, Uni,Tedster,Wyoming 4X4,Brute,85E150,68MERC,Boo-yaa,Kenny.


Court Squire (1)....D&D..... Aspiring to one day to become more than I am today. That's Squire (one)..


Court Dance Instructor.....Randle......Because he came up with a new "home brewed" Swing.



The Good O' Neighbor Next Door..Orich..Rich and I have so much in common automotive wise we'd talk over the fence for a while. With all the insight he post he also gets our Top Man award.


The Good Neighbor on the other side..Gembone. Picture me as "Mr. Wilson" and Greg's little minion playing the role as "Dennis The Menace". Only keeping up with the Humor here. Really Greg,his wife,my girlfriend Linda,and I would be hanging out together. Linda and I would be buying B-day and Christmas gifts for the Minion.


Kingdom Heavy Hauler...Abe... He's got the F350 Cart with 4 wooden cart wheels! Can haul more than just straw!


Kingdom Animal Dentist.. Gangstakr..Because Robert can shine your horse' teeth like nobody's business.
Kingdom Screen Writer....Gangstakr..With the Heart, Soul, Mind, Talent, Creativity, and a splash of the Good kind of Drama to tickle the senses he is the whole package for this "Title".


Kingdom scavenger.........oddfordjunky .. Because the Queen tells me he can find anything.


Kingdom Fisherman..................Bajafishnut....our south of the border Amigo who's retired to fishing duties. And fixing up one heck of a Wrecker Cart.
'Kingdom Ambassador at Large'....Bajafishnut....As he put it " I'm not very PC, and about as sensitive as John Wayne, but I travel a lot... " Perfect.


Kingdom Perfume Maker....EO2SeaBee......Hey, we got to keep the Women happy, Right?!?


Kingdom Keeper of the Calendar....f100today....Every day he knows what day it is. Usually it's kinda a F100 day!


Kingdom Rumpelstiltskin...........highntight.......With a build thread going since 4/1/2012, title position perfect! The only thing is, his truck used to look like it had a Long gray beard. Now it's gonna be a bouncing baby C/C! With a strong heart.
Court Hunter (2)......................highntight........Worryin g about re-vamping something on his Awesome rig by Elk season. At the same time being a new Proud Papa. What better man to help Tomahawk feed the Kingdom. Heck, he prolly keeps his shots highntight on the heart.


Kingdom Troll........TeachNlive4ever......Self proclaimed Troll that steals our tokens. But hey, at least he uses them to buy more Fords to add to his log book! How can ya get mad at a Troll like that?
Kingdom Instigator...TeachNlive4ever.....Guess what he's doing while he's "Trolling" around? Pics anyone?
Kingdom Teacher....TeachNlive4ever......We all teach others to a certain degree. But TeachNlive4ever said it best. He teaches the tricks of the trade he knows so that He,...and They...will live 4ever.



Kingdom Scribe......GIGGER.......With 141,454 posts and counting He's had the post for a LONG time and didn't even know it! Wonder how many feathers and sacks of ink he's gone through........


Kingdom Bootlegger......whiskey runner......SHHH, don't tell the revenuers. Got a hankerin' for a jug of XXX? He's your man.




Kingdom Jewell of a Guy.....Kyle Jewell.....Finding the 2 piece R/S FE header.....Who da thunk?


Special Mention..BobbyFord AKA Instig8r63 ..Your "Horse" have no "Power" lately? It need rear shoes for more "traction"? He's your man.


"Hunchback" of Notre...er.. I mean the Bumpside Kingdom......SavageNFS.....With 10,000 posts and still counting since only 2012, he spends a lot of time "hunched" over that keyboard. Good Job H.B.
Kingdom Scout Master................................SavageNFS... ..Because our Kingdom Hunter hunted down the perfect Man for the title. I quote him: "He has a ton of experience".
Kingdom Football Coach..............................SavageNFS.....W ith the records that his team made the past 3 seasons I say..HIRED. I quote our new head coach.
"We were 10-0 in '15, 9-0 in '14 and 9-1 in '13 as 6th graders. We only lost the very first game we played a unit in 6th grade. We had 14 bad snaps and two fumbles. Lost 6-0 on a touchdown pass to the tight end with 3 seconds left in the game, but I'm not bitter or regretful at all. I don't know they exact number of points, but I heard a rumor that we didn't allow 70 points allowed on us in the 29 games we played. This was an incredible bunch of young men. It was so much fun!"



Kingdom Blood Donor (1)..........MIKES 68 F100.........Nominated by Sir Hio. Post 172 shows his battle scars and the reason why. Congrats and Sorry at the same time Mike.




Kingdom Designer....................Serfbored........I thought of this as I was wearing my custom shirt designed by Serf. Any of you remember the JEFFFAFA special?




Kingdom Outpost Scout............Turbo Dog........Best dang scout a Kingdom could have. Watches from the outside-in. Sees something and he's on it with Turbo speed abandon.




Kingdom Electrician.................Wrhinehart.......Call him "Sparky". Just make sure he's lookin' at you and not working when you do. We don't want to hear any electrical sonic booms around here!


Kingdom Honorary "What a gal" (1)........MRS. fe390pc......This one is meant only to be a compliment folks. She not only helped Hubby on 9/6/15 of her own free will but also about 5 hours on 9/7/15. In the heat. Again, her idea. Now THAT my friends is one Woman that deserves an "Atta Girl". I love hearing team work. And when it's Man and Woman working together on their Bump.........Awesome.



Kingdom Honorary "What a gal" (2).......MRS. Tomahawk......Awesome wife of our Kingdom Hunter. Obviously a great wife and mother. Full of the "team" spirit. Not only helps her husband hunt but also helps process the trophy animal. Here's to you MRS. TH.


Kingdom Saint..........Randle's Wife, Shirley......This is one of the compliment ones folks rather than humorous. I respected her more than minutes in a day. Kind of Heart, Honest in Soul, True to her Beliefs, Always there for Others. Even when it was herself that was in need. I can not say enough about her. She was a Saint. It is sad that she is no longer with us. She has gone back to her maker to get her wings. She was like an angel here on earth. And now she is a REAL Angel.



Kingdom Pie maker..................Jrob69f100......With a signature like "Just an average ole peasant in this kingdom" you can tell his specialty is Humble Pie. Hey Jrob, is my Rhubarb pie done?



Kingdom Fiar........................greasy rider......When he told me "Thank you M'Lord Of The Fords" on another thread it hit me. Perfect! We don't have a Friar Tuck but we now have a Friar GR. Does this give you an idea of your next Halloween costume? Think anybody will recognize you?


Kingdom Mosquito Sprayer.......Smokenchoken.........He sends the smoke out and the neighbors and mosquitos choke. Good Man. And good bye you biting little rascals. Nobody's ever died of cancer from Smoking Tires. But the mosquitos.


From here we have a TON of guys who have either a Cart they've refurbished for a while now or are doing so now.
And all the Kingdom folk. Newbies , those that read but not post, those that bounce in and out, etc.
TO THOSE WHO GOT COMPLIMENTS....I meant 'em.
TO THOSE WHO GOT A GIGGLE FROM THIS.......I salute ya back.

 

'Tis sunny & 89 deg. here today. Light wind, calm seas, perfect weather in Paradise by the Sea. No political news here, everyone knows that the government is corrupt, so what's new about that?

I deduce that "artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"... hence the poll numbers advertised on the media...

Baja

 

Thanks Jeff for all the kind words you wrote about Miss Shirley and also give Linda a hug for me and think her for the touching post she put on Shirley's FB. She was differently my Angel.

 

You're welcome. And will do.

 

Today, I am going to the little church here in La Ribera, make a donation in St. Shirley's behalf, and she will be included in the prayers for the deceased on Sunday. Although it is a Catholic church, and priest, he will pray for all good people, and I believe St. Shirley will not be offended one bit. Good people come in all faiths, and God, I am sure, listens to all people, good or bad. I will post a photo of the church later today..

Baja

 

Good job Baja. I tried to REP you for this. But I got that darn "have to spread it around more first" message.

 

OK, its a done deal, for prayers from this congregation on Sunday morning..Here is a photo of the little church in our town..

On Sunday, the entire congregation is saying a Mass dedicated to Shirley, I told the padre, that she was everybody's aunt Shirley, and should be a Saint for sure. He said that God will recognize a Saint when he meets one, and so will everyone in Heaven.




Baja

 

Thank you Russ, I appreciate your donation and all the comments and prayers you have given. You and the FTE Family have all been so great and supportive. All the kids and grand kids have gone back home, although they are still calling everyday, and I have all the pushing paperwork done. There is no normal to go back to, but as I have heard Miss Shirley say it is time to try to move on to the New Normal. Thanks Everyone.

 

You are most welcome amigo, and beyond that, both you and St. Shirley are deserving of respect, admiration, and recognition, which I believe you have both earned. Oh would it be nice if more people followed your example, and the world would be a better place for us all. Now, move on to your new Normal, cherish those grand kids, especially the new one.

Russ

 

AND A BIG 2X! I could not have said it better myself.
Just like on the TV show "The Voice", I keep pounding on my button to REP you Russ. Darn site won't let me yet.

 

Thanks amigo, very much for that. Just knowing all the great people in your Kingdom, is more than enough reward for me. There are too many great people, in the 'Bump' & Dent world for me to mention here, and I hear my truck calling to me to take it to the beach this morning.. I will use the quiet time, under my umbrella, in my beach chair, to reflect upon just how thankful I am to belong to this Kingdom, and thanks to all its members. We are Something.

Baja

 

YES WE ARE. This board has morphed in to a Family.