Howdy Doug!

I thought I was fine, but apparently I am leaderless.

How are you?

Timothy

 

Timothy, you can be the leader if you want!? That way when the aliens ask me to take them to our leader, they can grab you for their experiments instead of me. I really don't want to be the leader. I was just offering to be the substitute until Robert came back.

 

Hey Doug, did your son ever get his jeep fixed up after the 4x4 GTG?

 

Wait just one second here. Last time Timothy was the leader we had some navigational issues. There again if Woody would have been the leader late in the day the Pinz would never have been rescued.

The Jeep got a new drive shaft and a couple brake lines. Now it is down with a master cylinder, on my bench.

I'd vote for either of these 2, hell who checks this deal more than once a day.

cheers
doug

Oh **** I did.

Moderator check one two one two

Look it auto moderated the bad word.
anyone could do it

 

lmao. at least i get a padded room. does it have a view? i like the window seat on the roof please. sorry fellas i haven't been posting much, but tats cos i've had some personal issues crop up. i'm still trying to find my feet.

George Jones "you're still on my mind" keeps playing over and over again. sigh.

i'm a sad worm nowadays. but i'm still around.

 

Ha ha ha ha (repeat as necessary)..... To quote LBJ, "If nominated I will not run, if elected I will not serve... " Sorry, not free to take this on. But you my friend, you would be an EXCELLENT chapter leader. You already know when I am..... uh..... experiencing trouser flames.... spinning a whopper..... beating facts into submission..... something like that.

*I* was not lost. I knew where I was. The "lost souls" were the ones that shuffled in like zombies just before dark.... And could not remember where they parked!!!!!!! Wait! This makes me sound more qualified... OK think think think.... Ah yes, Woody is way more qualified because he has already made all the mistakes and can avoid them in the future. (Whew!)

One day at a time Snuggy. Hang in there. In the mean time I think they are going to let us play croquette during visiting hours. And the padded cells are much nicer than normal apartments..... uh.... so I hear.


Timothy

 

I hear lots of things too. I think I can hear my hair grow and my farts singing. Hmmmm........

Dom

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Hmmmm, itsa looking like we could all use a campfire counseling session.

I could throw a tent and a toothbrush in the FJ and meet yall down at Ted's Sat evening.
He is pretty good at sorting stuff out.

 

a) Yes we could use a counseling session

2) No, I can't. I have classes Saturday from 8am to 5pm.

iii) I only know Ted on line, but he is a great guy!

@%) I am sure there is a number @% item, if I could only remember it.

Timothy

 

Timothy, last time we had a fireside chat it was my intention to give yall some counselling. Then I learned that yall were not really newlyweds.
So, No doubt, I was the benefactor in the child rearing experiences.

For the record, I have not killed either of mine yet.


OOOps thread drift real bad. PAGING ROBERT, you have a call on line one.

Do they have internet access at county?

 

I'm thinkin Doug may need his own padded room too!?!

 

In that case I think most parents need a padded room at some point in dealing with their offspring. My daughter is in the 'lets test dad' stage.

 

Meh.... Could be worse. My daughter went thru the "lets see how many cars we can wreck this year" phase. (The answer is six. But to be fair, walking really slowed her down after the fist week of wrecks.)

So, to get back on thread track, did we appoint Woody as the latest leader? I mean officially? With the coronation celebration? And the ceremonial alien autopsy? And with Snuggy casting a curse on all his foes? Maybe a plundering of a local village? You know, something classy.

Because I have thought about it and I know you are busy at times (like all of us) and I think I could chip in and be a vice-leader (who knows more about vice?) kind of a second string quarterback, assistant leader....

Think about it.


Timothy

 

Well, I'll have a chat with the FTE overlords, and see what we should do about Robert. You guys really need a chapter leader that can be around. I will let you know shortly.

 

Woody,

I guess it will be up to you or me.


Timothy