Nope, but might do that when I re-enlist.

Still trying to think what I can replace the term 'Elder User' with. That handle sounds like I should be wearing my pants up high around my waist while asking for a senior citizen discount on a small cup of coffee at Denny's.

But I do tell kids to get off my lawn. Some of them don't know I have 100,000 honey bees only 30 yards away. It's great practice for when I'm older.

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I wasn't allowed on the short bus, maybe that explains my situation, also, I haven't reupped my membership yet.

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You're so special that they wouldn't even allow you on the short bus?????


Holy cow!!!

 

I don't think the witness protection plan people are going to like this!

Wally... er I mean "Fred"

 

ok Rich, if you really have to know, gold club membership entitles you to a free lap dance from snow bunny.

 

Lap Bunny strikes again!

 

No, I had to walk to school, both ways up hill with 3' of snow, and that was in May!!

 

....and the only thing to keep us warm was some hot potatoes in my pockets. For lunch I had to eat cold potatoes....

 

And you only had cardboard for shoes. Of course it got wet on the way to school so going home you were barefoot!

 

My sister and I only had one pair of shoes, so whoever was wearing them had to carry the other one on their back.

 

Obviously you didn't keep the potatoes in the correct place, you should have had at least warm potatoes for lunch, kind of funny smelling but at least warm.

 

Must have been fun with those high heels.......................lol

 

Some one better reveal the truth pretty damn soon, this thread is starting "Julieise" fast!!

 

The club membership says I should have a decal and a lanyard. I have never received anything from FTE except for worthless information.


I have also been known to give out very worthless information too.

 

.....you had shoes?????


lucky