Basically it seems like every few days there is a new thread of some guy with an insane desire to ruin a beautiful X. Instead of making new post I thought I would make this Stewart, if you do not approve then just delete and PM me, if it's fine let the flaming begin!!!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-Other-black-Limo-truck-f650-front-end-and-a-excursion-back-/191278497073?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2c89163d31&item=191278497073&pt=US_Cars_Trucks

"This a limo truck. It has a f650 front end with a excursion back end. It looks like a dally in back but it's not. We bought it for traveling around to hockey tournaments. We love this truck and had a lot of great times with it. It has a diesel motor in it. It has 4 wheel drive which works great in the winter. We only had to use it a few times but it was nice to have when we needed it. It has a dividing window that goes up and down for privacy between the front and the back. I loved this for long trips. A tv screen is on the back side so the kids can watch movies when its up. Theres also a bunch of small tvs screens on the side which make it cool and exciting for the kids. This has a killer sound system in back. My wife and I liked watching movies back there. The kids love it. They didnt want me to sell it but we have 10 vehicles in the driveway and we can only drive 2 so I decided to liquidate. The paint job on the truck is not the greatest. It worked fine for me. I was going to have it repainted when i bought it but it ended up not bothering me so i kept it the way it is. You can fit a lot of kids in the back. I dont remember how many seat belts there are in the back but Ive had a bunch of kids ride back there. The ceilings are pretty low so theres not a lot of room for a bunch of adults. I took my wife on a date with friends once and 4 adults fit comfortable in the back. You can call my work if you have any questions."

 

lol. That's exactly what I need for my family vacations!

 

You sure you just don't want that boss 12v fan? That right there will set off any vehicle


I just noticed that they have a gas grill just laying on it's back in one of the pictures, looks really trashy lol.

 

I'm sure it was blown over by the exhaust from that dizzle.

 

 

What, no runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnning boards??

 

There's a little coachman that comes out and places the mini step ladder to get in.

 

2000 Ford Excursion Limited SUV, Crossover | cars & trucks | Kitchener / Waterloo | Kijiji

 

Can't forget the Ex-calade

 

Of course there is this actually kind of nice one. Take parts of it and put them on other trucks and you might have something I want the mirrors

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ford-Excursion-limited-Excursion-with-2015-front-end-and-30s-/301258554164?forcerrptr=true&hash=item462468bb34&item=301258554164&pt=US_Cars_Trucks

 

Might be a wicked echo in the back. Wonder if they have those old bank tubes to send messages to the driver? -shhhhhwhunk!!-

 

 

Where's the hookers and blow?

 

Honestly the most heinous Excursion thing I have found was a 10mm socket in the intake port of my engine! Enough to nearly cause a heart attack, especially since it was NOT mine and had been in there long enough to destroy the chrome plating on the socket. That and the F650 excursion debacle!

 

That's more of a Mt. Shasta, California kind of deal.