Subject: drinking in public



Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

The results:

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the rearend.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.


Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.




THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.


Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


White Zinfandel: He's not interested in Women.

 

Who ever did that study needs to get a university grant somehwere they are 100% correct

 

Thats not even funny it's so true

 

No argument here: that's on-target! Except even gay men don't drink White Zinfandel. Does ANYBODY actually drink that crap?

 

Suppose I order a V8 juice with a splash of lemon and tobasco sauce, - and then add a generous helping of Everclear?

Does that mean I drink lots of well water, and wear my sunday best to shop at Walmart?

Or does it mean I am a drag racing fan (We call those "Top Fuel V-8's")


Intoxicated minds want to know...


NOTE: Female dogs are not nearly as ignorant as most people think - therefore I cannot use the phrase "Ignorant (them)" here, much as I might want to....)

 

My cousin owns a Liquor store and he says it sells fair nothing great.I have never tasted it.Guess you could say it's the Zima of the Wine.The redish pink kind is mixed with orange juice with ice alot of times he says....Being the Expert liquor and card playing man he is...

But we stick to Jack Daniels,Crown Royal,E&J,KT,and Jim Beam

 

"White Zinfandel" is dry, if I remember right. It is seen often at parties where someone is buying "Out of experience" (Completely out of their personal experience, if you want my opinion), and there is usually a lot left over.

BOTTOM LINE: If you want to impress people - go some other way.

-Wolf out