Oregon's 2014 Official BS thread. May you all be full of it!
#8596
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Good evening Oregon and everyone everywhere else. In the house for a quick snack then out to the ranch to get some stuff done in the cool of the evening.
Don is off playing with dynamite and gawd only knows what else - as long as it makes big bang!
Used the excuse that Harley, Mike, Craig and himself were going to a mountain to extract rare minerals and gems. Mainly Oregon sun stone and gold. I think he just wants to make nose and blow things up.
Thanks Dave. It will probably be a challenge trying to get into some good fishing since we will be getting up there the 1st of August. For at least one of the two additions into the "Navy Brat" family, fishing is important.
Lizy, (the just turned 5 last Wednesday granddaughter) has been driving her mom and dad absolutely stark raving crazy. She just can't wait to get out here and go fishing with "poppop" again. (Just like her mother and granddad when it comes to fishing.) Hopefully the algae bloom will stay in check so the grandkids can play in the water. That reminds me, I need to get the ski tube in........
Used the excuse that Harley, Mike, Craig and himself were going to a mountain to extract rare minerals and gems. Mainly Oregon sun stone and gold. I think he just wants to make nose and blow things up.
Thanks Dave. It will probably be a challenge trying to get into some good fishing since we will be getting up there the 1st of August. For at least one of the two additions into the "Navy Brat" family, fishing is important.
Lizy, (the just turned 5 last Wednesday granddaughter) has been driving her mom and dad absolutely stark raving crazy. She just can't wait to get out here and go fishing with "poppop" again. (Just like her mother and granddad when it comes to fishing.) Hopefully the algae bloom will stay in check so the grandkids can play in the water. That reminds me, I need to get the ski tube in........
#8598
This type of e-mail makes me laugh
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Federal Bureau of Investigation
Field Intelligence Groups J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
Attention: Beneficiary,
I am Special Agent Erick Bolt from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Field Intelligence Groups (FIGs). We intercepted two consignment boxes at JFK Airport, New York. The boxes were scanned but found out that it contained large sum of money ($4.1 million) and also some backup documents which bears your name as the Beneficiary/Receiver of the money. Investigation was carried out on the diplomat that accompanied the boxes into the United States. Said that he was to deliver the fund to your residence as overdue payment owed to you by the Federal Republic of Nigeria through the security company in United Kingdom.
We cross check all legal documents in the boxes but we found out that your consignment was lacking an important document and we cannot release the boxes to the diplomat until the document is found, we have no other option than to confiscate your consignment.
According to Internal Revenue Code (IRC) in Title 26 also contain reporting requirement on a Form 8300, Report of Cash Payment Over $10,000 Received in a Trade or Business, money laundering activity may violate 18 USC §1956, 18 USC 1957, 18 USC 1960, and provision of Title 31, and 26 USC 6050I of the United States Code (USC), this section will discuss only those money laundering and currency violation under the jurisdiction of IRS, your consignment lacks proof of ownership certificate from the joint team of IRS and IRC, therefore you need to reply back immediately for direction on how to procure this certificate to enable us relieved the charge of evading the law on you, which is a punishable offense in the United States.
You are required to reply back within 72hours or you will be prosecuted in a court of law for money laundering, also you are instructed to desist from further contact with any bank(s) or person(s) in Nigeria or the United Kingdom or any part of the world regarding your payment because your consignment has been confiscated by the Federal Bureau here in the United States.
Yours In Service,
Agent Erick Bolt
Regional Deputy Director
Field Intelligence Groups (FIGs)
#8599
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Good evening Oregon and everyone everywhere else. Home from the ranch/farm. Coyotes are really a whooping it up tonight.
Spent a few minutes drowning a worm in the creek and had a very light brown beaver swim right in front of me. He was playing around for several minutes before he realized he wasn't alone. Then one of the dogs came running up and his tail made a kerplunk and he disappeared. He came up about 100 feet down stream and continued just swimming around and checking things out.
Spent a few minutes drowning a worm in the creek and had a very light brown beaver swim right in front of me. He was playing around for several minutes before he realized he wasn't alone. Then one of the dogs came running up and his tail made a kerplunk and he disappeared. He came up about 100 feet down stream and continued just swimming around and checking things out.
#8602
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Good morning Oregon, I haven't checked in for a while, been very busy sense the fires started around here. The Carlton Complex got fairly close to my home, about 10 to 15 miles away. Anyway we have a very light rain today. Things are looking up.
#8603
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Good morning all ye Fine Folks........
Still in Winnett MT working on Lynn's Trailer House.......
I hate crawing under this damn thing and the hot days.........Yuck..
Gotta get it done.......Have Fun Today.....
Still in Winnett MT working on Lynn's Trailer House.......
I hate crawing under this damn thing and the hot days.........Yuck..
Gotta get it done.......Have Fun Today.....
#8604
Good morning Oregon FTE gang and friends.
Morning Dave, Allen, Tim and Roy.
It's actually raining here. I had to put on an extra shirt just to keep from getting soaked getting to work/in and out of the truck. At least it cooled down and smells fresh now. I'm sure this precipitation is helping the fire fighters too.
Morning Dave, Allen, Tim and Roy.
It's actually raining here. I had to put on an extra shirt just to keep from getting soaked getting to work/in and out of the truck. At least it cooled down and smells fresh now. I'm sure this precipitation is helping the fire fighters too.
#8605
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Good morning Oregon and everyone everywhere else. 62 and overcast. No rain yet, but it sure looks like it could at any second. Forecast is saying there is a chance of showers through tomorrow night.
#8607
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Sounds like you are having lots of fun with Lynn's "trailer house".
#8608
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Hello Roy. Folks are about a hundred miles south of you at the moment. They are with the National Appaloosa Club along the Nez Perce Trail south of Laurel. The trail ride ends just outside of Laurel this year. Talked to dad on the phone yesterday and he sad it was as hot as hades back there.
Sounds like you are having lots of fun with Lynn's "trailer house".
Sounds like you are having lots of fun with Lynn's "trailer house".
It is cooler right now. Started out this morning and then it started to rain. Went back to the 5th wheel and played a couple games of cards......Stopped raining.....Headed back to the slave job.......
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Hi Pop.........Oh YES!!.........I removed all the skirting before any other work. The entire area has been inspected by my Border Collie...........