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Old 08-15-2013, 05:41 AM
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The Blonde GF

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but
I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...
'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like...Helloooooo?
It's only 25 cents!!!!"
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Old 08-15-2013, 06:47 AM
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Old 08-15-2013, 07:02 AM
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Dang, I was hoping there was going to be pictures in this thread.
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:13 AM
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Old 08-15-2013, 08:20 AM
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Old 08-15-2013, 07:31 PM
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ROTFLMAO.....

Craiger you going to the swap meet tomorrow? We (the Missouri FTE chapter) we also being a very small #, 4 maybe 5 of us, are planning on meeting at the front of the E plex at 11:00.

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.......and apparently I was the only one to show. I was there from 1045-1120. Oh well. I still got some stuff I needed. ....and some stuff I didn't.
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