So, my wife is fixing dinner. Pulled pork tacos on homemade tortillas. She asks if I'm hungry and do I want her to fix me a plate....I tell her I'm not real hungry, and I'll take a small plate. So this is what she brings me.....

 

I need to try that next time my wife tries to cook, but I'll be happy for the small portion.

 

lmao! too funny!

 

Mike ,yer wifes got a good sense of humor

 

Mike ,yer wifes got a good sense of humor

 

sometimes i **** my wife off so she wont feed me

 

lol. u guys are funny. i try very hard not to be as funny. there are times my wife aint got tat sense of humor.

 

i wear the pants in this marrage. she picks them out, puts them on the bed and tells me to put them on...
to that i say "yes dear"

 

lmfao! too funny now. but actually, it's kinda like that in my marriage too. my uncle told me this a long time ago......the success to a long and liveable marriage is 2 words "yes dear". amen to that.

 

im just glad my wife has little feet. they let her get so much closer to the kitchen counters

 

My wife asks me why I always argue with her. I tell her I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

 

my asked me why i buy her clothes that are white. i told her she has to match the washer and dryer.

 

I'm still trying to figure out why the wife is taking off work so the pool guy can come.......And we don't have a pool?