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Dang near forgot the Friday joke and it's only Friday for a few more minutes.
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.”
“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my *********.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “ Oh sorry about that…thank you for your service!!! Okay. With that, you've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?”
“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our *****. No point in you coming in for that.”
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.”
“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”
The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my *********.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, “ Oh sorry about that…thank you for your service!!! Okay. With that, you've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?”
“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our *****. No point in you coming in for that.”
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Good Saturday morning to you all
Great jokes guys...lol
Tim, love the pics! I bet you had fun! Looks like a couple of guys were checking out your ride in one of the pics...admiration no doubt
Well, we are off to a soccer tournament a couple of hours away. Should be a long day, but fun. I hope you all enjoy your day as well!
Great jokes guys...lol
Tim, love the pics! I bet you had fun! Looks like a couple of guys were checking out your ride in one of the pics...admiration no doubt
Well, we are off to a soccer tournament a couple of hours away. Should be a long day, but fun. I hope you all enjoy your day as well!
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Mornin guys
Nice work on the crops Tim.
Looks like a nice ride Tim.
Have fun at soccer Andre.
My weekend changed in a heartbeat with a single text from my wife on my way home thursday ....... "I want a garden, pickup the bobcat on your way home".
Good grief. I am going to get this finished so I can drink beer like I should be doing.....
Have a good weekend
Nice work on the crops Tim.
Looks like a nice ride Tim.
Have fun at soccer Andre.
My weekend changed in a heartbeat with a single text from my wife on my way home thursday ....... "I want a garden, pickup the bobcat on your way home".
Good grief. I am going to get this finished so I can drink beer like I should be doing.....
Have a good weekend
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Good morning and Happy Saturday.
Tim, thanks ofr the pics. That is lovely country and looks to be great riding - my kind of riding.
Tim, thanks ofr the pics. That is lovely country and looks to be great riding - my kind of riding.
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