August B.S.ing Thread
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Guess I am both the gate keeper and the key master of the "Friday Funny" and my newly proclaimed "Monday Madness" ... if there are any objections, keep them to yourself. Here is my Monday Madness for today:
Distinction between Guts and *****
To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and *****. We've all heard about people having Guts or *****, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
***** - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the ***** to say,
“You're next, Chubby.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
Distinction between Guts and *****
To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a medical distinction between Guts and *****. We've all heard about people having Guts or *****, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
***** - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the ***** to say,
“You're next, Chubby.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.
ROFLOL
That was so good! Check you rep's You earned that.
Sean
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#23
I needed a spacer for the air filter cause if i tightened it it would hit the throttle, so i spaced it up maybe an inch or so
For the ties and conduit, i decided to clean my stereo wires up a bit
It was quite the mess and just the conduit cleaned it nicely
Then i tied it too the firewall padding to keep it out of the way.
Now TGM is that much prettier
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