The Official August 2012 New Jersey Chat & BS Thread
#1
07-31-2012, 01:40 PM
The Official August 2012 New Jersey Chat & BS Thread
And for the 43rd time I say "Who said we have no life.....
NJ Chapter ! 
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07-31-2012, 04:16 PM
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wasamatta, nobody gots nuttin to say?
i will start this roller-coaster off then.
An old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening.... to find
two sheriff deputies’s standing there.
"Sir, are you married?" One deputy asked.
"Why yes," the old man replied "for 48 years."
"Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?" the second deputy questioned.
The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the
officers. They looked it over and handed it back to him.
"Sir, I'm sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."
The old man says, "I know sir, but she's got a wonderful personality
and she's a great cook."
i will start this roller-coaster off then.
An old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening.... to find
two sheriff deputies’s standing there.
"Sir, are you married?" One deputy asked.
"Why yes," the old man replied "for 48 years."
"Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?" the second deputy questioned.
The old man pulled a picture out his wallet and handed to the
officers. They looked it over and handed it back to him.
"Sir, I'm sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."
The old man says, "I know sir, but she's got a wonderful personality
and she's a great cook."
#3
07-31-2012, 08:03 PM
Hey new Jersey its been a while since i have dropped by. I wish i had more posting time. I will try and check in more often.
So any week now im going to be a daddy!!!
So any week now im going to be a daddy!!!
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07-31-2012, 09:24 PM
At least I waited until the afternoon, unlike some others who did it this morning (pat)........
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07-31-2012, 09:55 PM
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07-31-2012, 09:56 PM
Thats good Gerry. I hope it was an easy drive for you. I will be in the hanover are sometime tomorrow.
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07-31-2012, 09:56 PM
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