Washington Chapter July Bullspit Thread!
#51
Friday the 13th funny (well not funny since there is truth to this ... ):
Isn't It Ironic?
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be "distributing" the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
Isn't It Ironic?
The food stamp program, part of the Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be "distributing" the greatest amount of food stamps ever.
Meanwhile, the Park Service asks us to "please do not feed the animals" because the animals may grow dependent and not learn to take care of themselves.
#55
The weather was kind of strange last night, hopefully it holds off till Monday.
#59
Friday funny on Saturday:
At the annual automotive convention a Ford guy goes into the men’s room and saddles up to the center urinal. Two Chevy dudes come in and take up a position at the urinals on either side of the Ford guy. After doing his business, the Ford guy shakes it dry and heads for the door. Seeing this one of the Chevy dudes yells out, “Hey, our Chevrolet training taught us to wash our hands after we pee”. The Ford guy turns and responds, “That’s cool, at Ford training they taught us not to pee on our hands.”
At the annual automotive convention a Ford guy goes into the men’s room and saddles up to the center urinal. Two Chevy dudes come in and take up a position at the urinals on either side of the Ford guy. After doing his business, the Ford guy shakes it dry and heads for the door. Seeing this one of the Chevy dudes yells out, “Hey, our Chevrolet training taught us to wash our hands after we pee”. The Ford guy turns and responds, “That’s cool, at Ford training they taught us not to pee on our hands.”
Onug, sounds like me, as soon as I wash the truck it rains