Yea, you know you're in Rural America when an announcement like this one shows up in your monthly town flyer.

This is for real, it came out just today in our flyer.

I wonder if I can order the t-shirt online??

 

Whats your towns population, bout 500? haha. The smallest I ever lived in was 3000.

 

Close. Latest data says 882.

Wagener, South Carolina

 

What is wrong with a charity ride for the family of a fellow fallen biker?

 

Not a single thing. It's just you don't see things like that in the city mags. This was second page, 1/8 page ad.

Down home and personal, that's us!! Only in Podunk.

(I still want the t-shirt)

 

4 cops in town? I need to come see your bank...

 

Hell, I live in a town that has about 5,000 people and that would be on the front page

 

My home town is (rumored) @ 2,000. The neighboring town shares our highschool and they are prolly around 600-800. Two cops lol

 

4 cops plus 500 armed citizens, just go for it.

 

Man, my town had 340 people in it, no stores, no stop lights, no police. I miss that

 

You know, I forgot what the citizens are like in a small town. I lived in a tiny town called Andersonville Tn for a long time. Everyone had a gun and cared for their neighbor. Then I moved to knoxville. Everyone still has a gun but hates their neighbors. Around here you could rob a bank and people would just watch.

 

Town near me in NY has about 1400 peeps and 10 cops and about 50 speeding tickets/year.
Town about 6 miles N 800 peeps 1 cop over 400 tickets/year.

Actually there is a locality called "Podunk" near by.

 

We have a small town here in OK called Boynton. When you drive through town it might be 1 city blk long and then your out of town again. The police station is a small tin portable bldg. I am talking about the kind people have in their backyard for storage like a 10'x10' if that. City hall is right next door and it is a bldg just like the police station.

I tried to find a picture of the kind of storage bldg they have for their police station and city hall , but , all the pictures I found on a google search were way too nice.

 

Holy cow fella's...I had over 4000 people in my High School!! I flip threw my yearbook and go several pages at a time until I find someone I even recognize.

 

The same, I live in a town with a pop. of 500. Except you drive 8 miles into town to do anything with a population of approximately 45,000-50,000

Cummins baby whao!