With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, let's have a little fun at our own expense. Feel free to add your own lines.


If you choose a parking spot based on tow truck access...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you can identify 7 different fluids under your truck, by taste...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you've got so many gauges in your cab that it looks like a 747 cockpit...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you've got a diesel tech on speed dial...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you got in a fight with your best friend over whether to lift a cab, or not...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you tell all your friends to buy a V-10...you just might own a 6 liter.

If Ford holds the second mortgage on your home...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you have wet dreams that Ford bought out Cummins...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you are afraid a friend will see you drive into the Ford service lane...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you tell everyone you meet how great your Torqshift is...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you carry an emergency poster that reads "please bring coolant"...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you have every tool Snap-On makes, in your truck box...you just might own a 6 liter.

If your baby boy's first words were, "head gasket"...you just might own a 6 liter.

If your wife left you for a Fummins owner...you just might own a 6 liter.

If your favorite actor is Bill Hewitt...you just might own a 6 liter.

If your FTE referral came from your psychologist...you just might own a 6 liter.

 

Can't...type. Laughing.....too....hard

 

If other Superduty owners feel sorry for you...you might own a 6.0L.

If you can name the advantages/disadvantages between certain years of the same engine...Guilty!

 

If you have no problems but everyone thinks you drive the biggest nightmare Ford ever built.


You are a 6.0L owner

 

Grrr -->"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bpounds again."

I tried!

That made my day, I can certainly relate to a few of those.

 

Literally lol.

 

Yeah, same message here...the pyramid scheme for Reps is a pain some days.

 

If you know your ICP psi while running 70 mph and not the color of your girls' eyes, you might own a 6.0.

If you remember the build date of your 04,6.0 and not your anniversary, you might own a 6.0.

 

If you talk about people with names like cheezit bismic and bpounds you might own a 6.0.

If you are a member of more than 2 truck forums and pay to be there, you might own a 6.0.

If your forum handle has 6.0 in it....... well?

 

You just might own a 6.0L if a magnitude 5.8 earthquake is the good news that means your injectors are fine and it wasn't stiction.

Good job Bill, sorry I can't give reps.

 

If you are sitting in a truck stop using your phone to type comments on a truck forum, you might own a 2004 F350 King Ranch CC LB 4x4

Just saying.

 

If you got your truck in a poker game, and you lost...you just might own a 6 liter.

If you bought your truck after a dare from Steve-O...you just might own a 6 liter.

 

If this is your computer's home page, you just might own a 6 liter.

 

Holy crap!!!!!! So true

 

if your truck sounds like its a big block with a massive cam on startup, you just might own a 6.0 liter