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This is a picture thread. Mod said no movies allowed.
Back on target....
You say Llamas are too "Last year"? Maybe you want to dial a camel?
How many more are on the INSIDE of that old Volga?
So you call them and get (the following was actually found on the Weird-Wide-Web):
Welcome to Dial-a-Llama, how may I help you?
Uh, yes, could you please explain what exactly your company does?
You need a llama? Dial-a-Llama gets you a llama. Anytime, anyplace. Like, it’s the name of the place.
Yes, I know.
Like, you call us, you order a llama, we get you a llama. Not that hard.
Where do you get these llamas?
Look, man, do you want a llama or not? This isn’t the twenty questions hotline. This is the two question hotline: Question one: Do you want a llama? Question two: What kind of llama do you want? If the answer to the first is no, then why are you calling?
Let me speak to your manager.
Nope. Sunk that ship. Clearly, you don’t want a llama, and just want to harass us here. Good day to you sir.
[sighs] Okay, okay, I’ll buy a llama. Just one llama, nothing special.
Alrighty then, that’ll be forty-five. Cash or credit
Cash.
The Llamamobile will be there in two hours or less. Have a wonderful day.
(upon delivery)
Hey, you the guy who ordered a llama?
Yes, that's me.
Forty-five, please.
(pays) If it's at all possible, could I ask you a few questions about your…
Not this again. You just won't give it up, will you? You order llamas. We get you llamas. From the top of Mount Everest to the bottom of the Marianas Trench, if you need a llama, we will get you that llama. Now stop being nosy. Yours is the grey one in the back.
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So you call them and get (the following was actually found on the Weird-Wide-Web):
Welcome to Dial-a-Llama, how may I help you?
Uh, yes, could you please explain what exactly your company does?
You need a llama? Dial-a-Llama gets you a llama. Anytime, anyplace. Like, it’s the name of the place.
Yes, I know.
Like, you call us, you order a llama, we get you a llama. Not that hard.
Where do you get these llamas?
Look, man, do you want a llama or not? This isn’t the twenty questions hotline. This is the two question hotline: Question one: Do you want a llama? Question two: What kind of llama do you want? If the answer to the first is no, then why are you calling?
Let me speak to your manager.
Nope. Sunk that ship. Clearly, you don’t want a llama, and just want to harass us here. Good day to you sir.
[sighs] Okay, okay, I’ll buy a llama. Just one llama, nothing special.
Alrighty then, that’ll be forty-five. Cash or credit
Cash.
The Llamamobile will be there in two hours or less. Have a wonderful day.
(upon delivery)
Hey, you the guy who ordered a llama?
Yes, that's me.
Forty-five, please.
(pays) If it's at all possible, could I ask you a few questions about your…
Not this again. You just won't give it up, will you? You order llamas. We get you llamas. From the top of Mount Everest to the bottom of the Marianas Trench, if you need a llama, we will get you that llama. Now stop being nosy. Yours is the grey one in the back.
Pop
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