MMMmmm donuts

 

That's what the new police officer said upon graduating from the police academy........

 

Got a buddy that lost a whole bunch of weight before he went to the police academy. He's now been an officer for 5-6 years. He looks twice as big as he did before he lost weight! Funny thing is that we don't even have a doughnut shop! We have a Mexican restaurant that lets all the city and county officers eat anything on the menu for $5. Guess they want to stay on their good side!

 

It's easier to run from cops if they're all loaded up on Mexican food... Wait, did I just say that?

 

Yeah, told him that I could outrun him one day. He grabbed at his taze gun and said if this one doesn't reach you the 9mm will!!!

 

Easy to catch perps when their pants won't stay up, donuts or not.

 

WTH

 

Reps sent.

 

Reps also.

 

Alright then. Half price day at the decal shop?

 

Or he is reminding you that his truck is only 2 wheel steering?

 

No, he's just reminding us that he actually LIKES being a Dodge guy.

 

At least he's got a cool plate.

 

The new front wheel drive Dodge - sweet.

 

What else did you expect from a company directed by Fiat?