I always tease my wife Im going on a date with "Ashley" when I go dirt biking. (In case you didnt catch that its my bikes name) Wondering if any of you named your truck. My old man named his "Old Hag"

 

nice thread! lol mine is "Bessy"

 

Thanks. Im still pondering a few. Only had her a week now.

 

I haven't come up with a name for my truck yet. Although none of them have stuck, I've called it a few different names though in the past year, such as:
'The Great White Beast', 'The Real Truck', 'The Gasaholic', 'Parking Lot Titanic', and when I was rebuilding the front-end and ran into issues I was calling it 'The Money Pit'.

I've called my Nissan Hardbody 'Simple Green' for years. We used a lot of Simple Green in the Navy, the Nissan is a no frills and like the cleaner, it's green and always gets the job done, even though it may take some time and some extra effort. Maybe I should carry the theme forward and call the 350 something like '409', 'Soft Scrub', or 'Comet'...and second thought, maybe not.

 

Mine is Howie the Howlitzer and our camper is Pistol :-)

 

How can you tell it's a her?

 

I think if you name your truck as a girl you're naming it after someone like this...

 

Geeze Alex, I'm not gonna be right for days now.

 

Is that a pig hanging out the bottom of that dress!!

 

I always go by the old adage of turning the radio to a country station and the first female singer you hear is the name of your truck.

So my truck is "Martina" or "Big White".

 

My girlfriend calls my truck "Stacy." I have no idea where she got the name but it kinda stuck

 

Mine doesn't really have a name, but we jokingly refer to it as "The Beast".

 

Babe because its blue and works like an ox

 

Not very original, but mine is Big Red

My old Ranger was Ol' Red

 

That picture about made me Puke!!!, I'm on my 3rd white truck, this one I call Whitey, and NO, I am not being racial!, my old black 76 f150 was the Black Beotch.